Hahaha.

My landlords have a snow kink. And tbh, so do I.

Just thought about The Iron Giant for five seconds so now I’m crying uncontrollably.

Texting a friend and auto correct decided to start writing a Brontë poem.

Aussie! Aussie! Aussie!

A while back, Michael Rappaport was hating on some rapper for some stupid reason like he cursed too much or something and someone commented "what is this the Michael Rap Report?” and I think about that all the time.

Thanksgiving is coming and this is just a friendly reminder that it’s Sister Schubert’s or gtfo.

Grillo’s pickles make my tongue feel the same way my eyeballs felt watching Fellowship of the Ring for the first time.

Wow! Bluesky really is like Twitter, circa 2012. Except massively more lonely and morose.

Sunday morning mood.

Zach Braff Sets ‘Garden State’ 20th Anniversary Benefit Concert With Soundtrack Artists Featuring artists from the movie's Grammy-winning soundtrack, Zach Braff has announced a 'Garden State' 20th anniversary benefit concert.

Good lord, let’s go! Still my very favorite soundtrack of all time.

Wouldst thou like to live dissociatively?

There should be a Stardew Valley mod where you can arrest Clint, the incel blacksmith, for his role in the January 6th riot at the Capitol Building in Washington D.C.

Wait. Is there one?! I follow George and Jeri. Who else is here?

Shock G posthumously in charge of Burger King bathrooms.

Grew up on them and still get the itch for Life’s Rich Pageant, played from beginning to end, a few times a year.

Took a photo of the sun setting on a dumpster a while back. Didn’t realize it would be so apropos.

His gummies collected dust at my shop. I’m guessing because they are literally shaped like ears.

Man, I used to slide movie quotes in between tracks and everything! It wasn’t a mix, it was a journey!

I left about 9 years ago. Some sort of magical precognition I guess. But if you google my old handle, a number of them still pop up. I guess the internet truly is forever.

After 13 years in Tennessee, the only real skill I’ve cultivated is being able to spot dudes named Blake from up to 100 yards away.

Netflix livestreaming quality for the fight is pixelated and unwatchable, but the series 18 finale of Taskmaster dropped today, so my Friday is salvaged.

Quite possibly the only truly satisfying way the Tyson-Paul fight will end tonight.

Satire publication The Onion buys Alex Jones' Infowars at auction with Sandy Hook families' backing A federal bankruptcy judge in Texas has ordered a hearing into how the satirical news publication The Onion won the bidding for conspiracy theorist Alex Jones’ Infowars, after Jones and his lawyers ra...

Between The Onion and Cards Against Humanity doing what they’ve done recently, it may just be parody which saves us, after all.

I need this Midsommar tree topper really, really badly.

Good morning.

that tandem horse costume would look a lot better on my bedroom floor

first they came for infowars and I did not speak out because I was too busy cackling in glee

The Skarsgårds are goth Hemsworths