Losing 0-30 against someone at locals: GGs I guess I got a lot to learn haha
Losing a close set to a random during netplay:

A photo of a bunch of NASA research documents, with titles like "STRUCTURAL MARGINS OBSERVED IMMEDIATELY PRIOR TO EXCEEDANCE", "PRELIMINARY ANALYSIS OF UNEXPECTED WOBBLE IN A RIGIDLY NON-WOBBLING SYSTEM", "OBSERVED PERFORMANCE OF COMPONENTS KNOWN TO HAVE BEEN INSTALLED BACKWARDS", "COGNITIVE LOAD IMPLICATIONS OF ACRONYMS REFERRING TO OTHER ACRONYMS", "THRMAL CHARACTERISTICS OF MATERIALS DESCRIBED AS 'PROBABLY INFLAMMABLE'", "ON THE REPEATED SURVIVAL OF SYSTEMS NEVER INTENDED TO WORK", "THE EFFECT OF CLIPBOARD ON PERCEIVED AUTHORITY IN TEST ENVIRONMENTS", "MECHANICAL PROPERTIES OF SUBSTANCES EXPOSED TO REPEATED MEETINGS", "ANOMALOUS RESULTS WHICH PERSIST DESPITE STRONG MANAGEMENT DISAPPROVAL", and "A PRELIMINARY ASSESSMENT OF THE MOON'S APPARENT DISINTEREST IN OUR ACTIVITIES"

Some terrifically titled papers from a discovered collection of NASA research documents found in a skip

(with thanks to @juliarez.placid.horse)

The new Black Mirror episode was pretty weird

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A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are sitting with their backs facing each other, both deep in their own thoughts. Blue turns to listen as Green turns to look at him over his shoulder. Green: Did I just say that out loud? Blue frowns in confusion. Blue: ...No? Green turns back around, seeming relieved. Blue continues to stare at him, deeply baffled and suspicious. Green: Oh, thank goodness.

She took the JO crystal in the divorce

A digital poster in the style of a World War II propaganda piece. Isolaed on a yellow background, a normal, squarish, 20-something guy with glasses is sitting working on a laptop. A ghostly figure of Hitler has his arm around the guy and is grinning and shaking a fist triumphantly looking at the laptop screen. On the lid of the laptop where an apple might otherwise be is an openAI logo, bright green, and dripping green ooze down the lid. Text on the poster, in combinations of sans-serif type and brush script reads: Using Generative AI? You’re prompting with Hitler! GenAI is a Fascist Project! Try using your brain instead Don’t surrender your creativity to the tech billionaire’s control

New awareness campaign

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We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.

reposting this one CAUSE ONCE AGAIN VERY RELEVANT

my son (a full duffle bad with smash bros sandbag eyes drawn on it in sharpie) tucked in with a bright blue comforter with roses on it and a small blahaj shark plushie and a crying bunlith plushie.

goodnight my son ♥️🖤♥️

lilith (goth trans woman with her red hair tied back in a ponytail) sitting on a chair gently holding a big full dufflebag with 2 big eyes drawn on it, inspired by the punching bad from smash bros)

just made the best addition to my laundry duffle bag

I think rei wolf aka sav.estate has one if I recall correctly? I think she shut her bsky down tho

Whats the fucking point if I cant hav any soup

Bunlith playing Melee jumpscare
See thats why I fw u

bunlith (goth trans bunny rabbit fursona) in a armored core mecha cockpit holding a gamecube controller with a screenshot of super smash brothers melee on the screen

caught playing smash on her 24K ultra ultra ultra wide armored core cockpit monitor

📢NEW VIDEO📢
How RapMonster Took Over Project M

youtu.be/kJwLFAxVdE4

HEY GIRL, ARE YOU AS SOCIALLY MALADUUSTED AS I AM? CUZ I'M REALLY FUCKING STRUGGLING HERE WAS THAT A PICKUP LINE? PLEASE

The friend with no car leaving the function

cat being injected with estradiol taking prog while consuming nicotine and dr pepper and being beckoned by the dildo

this is what they’re tying to take from us 😞

claire is so hollywood but only for gay melee players, call that bitch Polywood

oh hey it's game

Bluesky is like the funniest middle school classroom ever but then there's 10,000 vice principals in your replies after every joke telling you to go to detention