I'm making a Computer Game

episode 024

A picture of Artie Bucco from the Sopranos with the caption ARTIE SUPREME

Iced Coffee Courses Through My Veins

A screenshot from Metal Gear Solid 3

Tweet from @TheOmegaVirus Mgs4 boss: *Tries to give Snake a lapdance and dies* Drebin: "That was Angry Armadillo, she was forced to eat cement as a child"

With more people getting the opportunity to play Metal Gear Solid 4, it means more people will understand one of my favorite posts online

New intro screen for Metal Gear Solid 4 in Master Collection vol 2

Waited 4 hours in line outside the theater to get a good seat for the Phantom Menace

I maintain that Super Mario Bros (1993, live action) is a great film

What if there was a brutally difficult typing game, only for the most bodacious of keyboarders? It's not that difficult to imagine

Spectacular

I've wanted this for so long that I'm not sure I'd know what to do if it was finally real

A screenshot from Metal Gear Solid 3

Kacey Musgraves - "A Very Kacey Christmas" album cover

The Beach Boys - "The Beach Boys' Christmas Album" album cover

Only two records you need this time of year

"Christmas comes this time each year" - The Beach Boys

MGS1 with this color scheme would have been wild

You get a turbo button that lets you temporarily disengage the limiter but you can only use it 5x a year like in a video game

👀 Your 2025 Door Recap just dropped 🔥🔥🔥

🚪 You opened 732 different doors this year. You're in the top 3% of door openers worldwide. Lit!

🚀 The individual door you opened most was Kitchen. Swag!

In the penultimate act you learn that the frozen remains underneath the Matterhorn were a decoy and that the actual remnants of Big Boss are stored elsewhere

Next up: Death Stranding roller coaster. It's 37 minutes long

Disneyland Source: Star Tours Boarding Video HD (Original Version) YouTube video by Disneyland Source

Same but especially the "no flash photography" part when the Mon Calamari guy appears to raise the back of his hand to the human child who just took a photograph (youtu.be/GbWWkZD8vjY?...)

I'm glad they did some actual research to prove this on a broader scale but on an individual level it's something you can feel within about 30 seconds of logging on

I created a new account over there recently just to see how things are going and the default "For You" page was almost comically evil. No thank you

All of the World Series games start at like 1am my time so I figured I wouldn't be able to see any of them live this year. Ha ha ha

A white poodle leans out an suv with neon light streaks flashing across the surface of the car

Tried to sneak a photo of a cute doggo and accidentally had long exposure on and I believe I have created man’s greatest expression of art

Everyone bends the knee eventually

Matthewせいじ @matthewseiji.com *beededededoop* Sam. It's me, Die-Hardman. Wanted to let you know there's banana bread in the kitchen. You can take a portion of this sweet cake bread anytime. Use the knife to cut off part of the loaf. You can take a full piece or a small piece depending on how hungry you are. December 5, 2024 at 1:09 PM

Sam, this is Llamaman. North Llama City just got in a shipment of Quality Hay. I need you to bring me some for my llamas. And remember Sam, this delivery can't get wet--so plan accordingly

A picture of Sam from Death Stranding 2 riding a monorail while saying "This fuckin' rocks!"

Death Stranding 2 accurately captures the feeling of being on a monorail