I'm ready for some rally house over those stupid carshield ads.

All of these guys better hope they don't outlive trump by long.

One of them runs the military. I sense a theme in this administration.

The reds have been on a not-baseball roll this week. They had the walking lady earlier this week and a metal curtain today.

Knew it had been quite a while. Maybe it's finally win or else time.

The boom/bust potential on this one seems extraordinarily high.

Well at least the guy in charge of the draft is the same one they've had missing on picks for a decade or so.

I'd be partying like there's no tomorrow if it was for a second round pick. Giving up the tenth is stunning.

Wonder if Iran is heavily invested in the stock market and making a killing with the manipulation going on.

Some sentences exist only to remind me that I am profoundly boring.

That's how you teleport to waffle house.

With a name that stupid, there is no chance you're ever getting an informed take.

Vibe coding really paying off.

He's going for the team record and knows he has to have a few big years to get there.

Their debit card is the only way some people find out they were at waffle house.

The video of all the gold being taken down and thrown into a bonfire is going to hit like crack.

Angel Martinez isn't going to be a Cleveland fan secret for long at this rate.

That was pretty close to the highlight of the game for reds fans.

You can tell that the person who wrote this never worked in a restaurant. That's bare minimum.

Every year I say to myself, "this is the year I have the yard under control."

Going to the dentist regularly and having your pets vet visits up to date.

That makes a lot of sense, are you sure about that?

Imagine saying this might happen six weeks ago.

He just wants to race sprint cars.

That was his weight in eighth grade.

Yeah hope the official scorer was paying attention.

O'hoppe is going to need a day off tomorrow after dealing with that mess.

You have to do really bad to make the reds look good.

Born to be a linebacker, cursed with being a QB.

Are we going to see Erick All back to fairly healthy soon? Thought I'd seen something of an update for him a while ago. Would they carry five TEs on a roster or who would be most likely to be left off?