Or sing the song in the voice of Jim Trott from the Vicar of Dibley...

Still a SwastiCar, innit?

Elon will find a way to tariff sunshine, probably sooner than we think. All this 'travel to Mars' is bollocks - he's preparing a massive sunscreen to deploy over countries relying on solar 🤣

Did you ask for a new one because all the pretty ladies were 'stuck together'?

Shag, marry or avoid has taken a dark turn...

I'd go for the candle, although I ate a candle once and it gave me diorama...

A great day for the Austrians, a dark, deeply dark one for the 1809 Napoleonic French - almost the deepest, darkest of... greys

That is the best suit I've ever seen, and where can I get one?

#Chapeau

Big CAT Scan was *right* there

Coyote vs. ACME | Trailer Tomorrow YouTube video by Coyote vs. Acme

Yay www.youtube.com/watch?v=qT6k...

Oh @mrjamesob.bsky.social

@johnnynicepainter.eurosky.social

That really boils my piss - like the kettle in my room...

Lockdown made the issue noticeably worse. I've often said that if a driver does something in their vehicle that would fail them in a driving test, they should be banned from driving until a retest. I have been driving for over 40 years based on one 30 minute assessment.

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📝 @writesbright.bsky.social

I'd rather eat that than a Big Mac

Fixed it for him

Happy Birthday to the Fabulous Tim Curry

That was @mrjamesob.bsky.social's first band

Will Mark Kelly be playing Hugh Jackman in Hugh Jackman's biopic?

99% through 'After' and nearly screamed at the use of the word 'specter' - Fuck you, Americanisms 🤣

Just finished 'After the Child' - oh, Silas 😮 - downloading book 4.

Got to do it quickly before you decide to charge what they're actually worth 😉

Another great explanation from @monkemma.bsky.social #MonkDebunks

It would be a disaster for him to be derailed by an error like Mandleson, who's appointment was cheered to the rafters by the world & their wife to counter the raving shit gibbon in the Whitehouse - we sent a perv to catch a perv. There was no mystery about it. Mandleson has always been a slimy toad

#nomorepsychodramas

The problem is that Starmer is the most decent of the bunch, he's become a titan of world diplomacy while domestically culpable of great errors in judgement. I know I'd prefer a flawed PM who is a decent bloke rather than the alternative. I can forgive his domestic faux pas just for his decency

Ah @mrjamesob.bsky.social - you would've made a great King Stupid, but not as good as @marcusbrig.bsky.social

"Dear Diary - my first day back in the Foreign Office has gone well. They put me in charge of vetting..."

I'm willing to bet he meets a lot of angry young women, when he's not in his mum's basement