It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly
Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way
eventually he was executed
Ideal relationship dynamic
Fine work my friend
Thanks everyone. I've been hard at work perfecting my craft these past few years and it's really paid off
minute maid is whats going to be happening in my dick and balls when i drink this (for clarity the thing that is going to be "maid" is an ejaculation)
here let me give it a shot. i love to gulp down 59 fl oz of a beautiful womans delicious lemonade (piss)
its kind of hilarious how many times ive been approached by a recruiter only to hear back within a week like "uhhh... sorry... they closed hiring for this position... and also i was fired"
the good thing about normally never going outside is you never get sick. touching grass is overrated actually
once again i am sick. enough !
Either celebrate games as art, or drop the pretence. There’s not really a middle ground.
BAFTA pulling a trailer for an autobiographical game about surviving sexual assault only hours before it was said to be a part of a showcase is an exceptionally bad look.
Andy Mycock feature, mentioning his mother Pat.
@actualnames.bsky.social
Daily Telegraph feature 17-04-26
George Lucas Saying “And then 'Senator Crappo' will be the guy who makes the taxes worse"
We should have never doubted this man
chrisxvargas ® 5h 24 years old. Fully paid off Costco hotdog. It's not "parents money". It's not luck. It's consistency. It's discipline. I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle. COSTCO Costco $1.50 Paid $1.50 Remaining $0.00 Payment schedule Pay in 4 Fri, Jan 05 1 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Jan 19 2 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Feb 02 3 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Feb 16 Final payment • Paid $0.375
im in "first class" for my 90 minute flight home. they have given me a glass of water
Portuguese comment from opagabrielo.bsky.social on a screenshot of my post of Trudeau & Katy Perry on a date saying "this is what teenagers in movies looked like during the iraq war"
a google translation of what they said: "The Fucked-Up Wreckage gets into so many wars that the people there refer to periods of time not as "the 2000s," but as "during the Iraq War." They also use "the Vietnam War" to refer to the 70s, or "the Gulf War" to refer to the 90s."
ok tea
sick of these catholic converts showing up and saying "well I have a different interpretation of the scripture" no you don't. that's protestantism and a heresy. don't like it there's the (incredibly beautiful and heavily ornamented with precious metals) door
Avasarala from the Expanse with a speech bubble to a tweet insulting the Martian eclipse and saying it was another W for Earth, the best planet in the universe
stolen from @ausir.bsky.social
ymmv but i have zero trouble believing that guy fieri has no idea who the tate brothers are. he seems incredibly offline and has an essentially perfect reputation otherwise.
They sell ANDOR action figures, of course, and of course the audience is 35-50-year-olds, but it's deeply funny to imagine children playing with little Luthen Rael and Saw Gerrera dolls.
CHILD 1: I think violence is not only justified, but demanded
CHILD 2: I agree, but haste could be our undoing
Thanks Stella
The most bad-ass rebuttal from Tite Kubo, the author of Bleach.
The “Calvin’s dad explains two types” meme, inspired by a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon. Clockwise from top left: 1) Calvin’s dad walks into frame to find Calvin trying to operate a record player. The dad says: “There are only two industries left in America: gambling, and fraud.” 2) The dad shows where the record goes, and how to turn on the player, while Calvin watches. Dad says “Derivatives? Gambling. AI? Fraud. Video games? Gambling. Social media? Fraud.” Calvin says “yeah”. 3) With one hand open palm up, Calvin’s dad cheerfully explains to Calvin out of frame below him, “The stock market looks like gambling, but it’s actually fraud.” 4) In bed in a dark room, Calvin clutches at his pillow, eyes wide in existential terror. There is no text in the panel.
balsamic commie
in im wahlkin heah
the passive voice store was visited by me and you were known by everybody there
got called sir by the immigration officer. gotta say this is new
