Glad Nintendo finally has made the right decision and cancelled all Nintendo Directs in favor of dropping random trailers on a Tuesday like God intended.

[screenshot of Heatfreeze Island from Mario & Luigi: Brothership with penguins visible in the distance and the caption "extremely small and distant penguin"] [close-up views of the penguin in question] Source: DogToon64, models.spriters-resource.com/nintendo_switch/marioluigibrothership/asset/525909

Mario & Luigi: Brothership contains an extremely cute model of a decorative baby penguin that appears only outside the playable area and is never seen up close. Below is a detailed view of the model to appreciate the penguin.

i don't understand why they landed integrity in the middle of the ocean. if i were them i would just land it at my house

Good news: First draft of chapter 4 more or less completed. It's already longer than chapter 3

Bad news: Likely to be pretty delayed

Good news: Finally moving in to my new house

tweet from Imagine A Guy guy who only knew jesus professionally: Honey, did you hear they CRUCIFIED our CARPENTER???

a person 's hand is reaching out towards a blue barrel Alt: Drip, Slip and Slop! Goop from a Bucket is now available on the Nintendo Switch 1 and Nintendo Switch 2 Systems!

Drip and Slop all over your best pants in this Sludge-tastic new title!

Goop from a Bucket is now available on the Nintendo Switch 1 and Nintendo Switch 2 Systems.

Page one: text on black background, “WAKE UP!”. Eyes open, a baby sea turtle with an eggshell helmet says, “you need to wake up!”

Page 2: helmet turtle says to a green baby sea turtle, who is waking up out off his egg, “we need to get moving.” CRASH! A cormorant breaks through the ceiling of their nest hole. Helmet turtle says MOVE!

Page 3: “when you’re out there, beeline to the water. Don’t stop. Don’t be a hero. Godspeed.” The helmet turtle kicks baby green turtle out the hole off a cliff onto the beach below.

Page 4: baby green turtle lands on the sand. The distance between him and the water is quite large. Another baby sea turtle is being devoured by a seagull and is screaming for help.

I dreamt of the beach (1/4)

i reread 17776 annually and some bits get me every time

Spotlight on Omegas

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Cornelia Hale libertarian phase send tweet

onlookers scream in horror as olaf die 😔

Obviously the hydrological cycle is a handy and thematically relevant way to avoid having to come up with better names for these fics but it does come with the con that I cannot for the life of me remember which one is which when I get a kudos email

Unrelated, the amazing digital circus is pretty good

14-15 year olds are so fucking young. Everything is so big and crazy to them and they have to try so hard to be cool about it. Good lord

Up to around 7000 reasonably good words, a chapter length that is suddenly becoming fairly normalised. I was anticipating this being a long one owing to the number of scenes though, I suppose.

Might be the greatest opening paragraph of anything ever.

Digital painting of a tabby cat standing on a tiled floor. It has a small white bird in it's mouth with a human's face. blood stains the bird's breast and the tile below

I caught a spy my liege

The same image as above but with the Oracle also overlaid, looking smug

Thought of an improvement

Old tweet reading "It's interesting growing up and learning that most adults are not smart. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn't think the situation was this dire." The character Taranee Cook from Witch is superimposed over it

Happy birthday Taranee Cook I actually got the day right this time

That's just her face! What's her problem!

A cat with a grumpy looking face

Sometimes I look at her and just laugh. What do you have to look so miserable about little baby

Got so mad watching hockey yesterday I had to make a meme

Rationale Usually the chips served are not flavored, or flavored only mildly, and the dip serves as a condiment. Serving them separately allows for simultaneous consumption, while also allowing for the eater to control the amount of dip according to their preference. When made from purchased processed foods, the dish is an easy finger food, as each item requires almost no further preparation. Not to mention, there is a large amount of combinatorial possibility inherent to the choice of dip being paired to the chip chosen.

i think it's smart that the Wikipedia page for Chips and Dip opens with a "Rationale" section. a lot of people are flabbergasted to find out about this concept and need some grounding before they get into the history

Text reading "Move Irma fiamce back to o ,2 in e eay"

Fascinating story insight from my 3am brain. I'll make sure to include this

thanks to AI our slow and humiliating national suicide will be punctuated by visual media that is so good even a dog could jack off to it

Oh the joy of writing teenage boy dialogue. There's some umbrage in the knowledge that no matter how gross I feel writing this, I am undoubtedly making these kids much more tactful than the girls they spoke to endured in real life.

when the freaks dm me i usually figure out their Game fairly quickly. But this , to me, is a total mystery. I cannot assess the threat level

Mmmaybe in a few years when travel to the US is safe.

Irma and Hay Lin force everyone else on a pilgrimage on the 1st Sep to watch a box truck get peeled. Normal to them so they're cheering whooping and Corny just rolls her eyes but Will and Taranee are staring mortified like oh god. Are they dead