Haha well I might pull the odd shift there to help out but that’ll do 🙃

That would have been hugely preferable over dusty frustrating actual tools work

I’ve been helping a couple of old colleagues get their new restaurant ready for opening (always hospitality 🙃) so it will be fun, when they get finished!

Just an errant delivery, a borderline mental breakdown and the classic refusal to face facts. So quite run of the mill really 🙃

Picture shows Kevin McCloud on Grand Designs. The caption reads “there’s no-one else to blame”

A very stressful 3 days in construction is at an end

Picture shows Pope Francis holding his head in his hands.

Pretty sure I left that, and my enthusiasm, at home 🥳

Picture shows Pope Francis looking very grumpy.

Sunday in construction

Picture shows my cat Robbie, she is looking at me with a combination of love and disdain.

“You smell of labour and toil”

It does nothing for the hair and skin darling. You are of course too kind, friends have a rush job on though and I’m not one to sit idle 🫡

Picture shows Kevin McCloud on Grand Designs smiling that smile of his. He is saying ‘you look like building goblins’

A very dirty Saturday in construction

I really thought by this point it would be inevitable but no.

On a somewhat related note, why’s no one shot him yet?

Picture shows Steve McQueen and his wife Neile Adams with their revolvers in the California desert. Photo by John Dominis (1963)

Friday in hospitality

Hot stuff back in the day 🙃

Picture shows David Hasselhoff as Mitch Buchannon in Baywatch.

Saturday not in hospitality

Picture shows an infantryman in Vietnam taking cover from fire, he has written ‘I’m not a tourist, I live here’ on his helmet cover.

21 years in London sometime later this month (we can’t remember exactly when)

Good shout

Nobody asked

Picture shows my lunch of a steak sandwich and chips. It was very delicious.

Staff food makes everything better once again

Picture shows a scene from Seinfeld. Elaine is saying ‘I don’t like people’ - Jerry responds ‘They’re the worst’

Thursday in hospitality

Home. I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it

It’s got one of those structures that just keeps doing better and better things. Mega chorus. Always puts a smile on my face

What a tune. Still smiling from just how Bristolian Roni Size sounds too

Not even 9am and 2 people have mentioned it already

Picture shows a scene from Fawlty Towers. Basil is telling Polly not to mention the war.

Wednesday in hospitality

+1 AI warbot 🥰

Proof that people who have been to the moon NEVER stop talking about it

Jury’s out

Picture shows a scene from the 1957 film An Affair to Remember, starring Cary Grant and Deborah Kerr. The caption reads ‘what makes life so difficult?’, the answer being ‘people’

Tuesday in hospitality