Played the same riff on 3 telecasters.

$400, $1400, and $2000

Let me know your favorite 👇

$450 Danelectro
$1599 Gibson
$2599 Rickenbacker

Same riff on all 3.

Which bass wins?

My dog

has more game

than any bard in Skyrim

🐕🎸

AI what?

AI huh?

Nothing. Here’s my dog and guitar instead:

My dog is unimpressed by me.

And my guitar playing.

Unless I bribe him with treats 🐕🎸

Gibson Les Paul?

Fender Telecaster?

Rickenbacker 360?

Which guitar wins?

My dog…

And me…

In my 30s:

#guitar

#dog

#battlestargalactica

Went to Skyrim.

Brought the dog. 🐕

And a guitar. 🎸

Met a Khajiit. 🐈

My dog rates:

Gibson Les Paul

Vs

Fender Stratocaster 🐕🎸

My dog picks favorites 🐕🎸

Spoiler alert.

I was awake.

Wide awake.

She said:

“It’s me or the guitars.”

My dog and I are happy with the decision:

Valentine’s Day plans?

Guitar. Dog. Done.

I can’t. Seriously.

I mean it.

I’m busy.

Me:

I have plans.

Very important plans.

These plans will always be more important than whatever you’re trying to get me to go to.

That is all.

Here are the plans:

Women: he’s probably cheating on me

Men: playing guitar for dog on floor 🐕🎸

If I got to jail tonight…

This is why.

Women: he’s probably cheating on me.

Men:

I can’t. I’m busy. 🎸🐕

Reading this gave me an aneurism 🐕👁️

My dog has opinions during guitar practice 🐕💭🎸

My weekend plans?

Same as every weekend.

Playing guitar with my dog of course!

My dog’s intrusive thoughts are louder than my guitar

How I spend my nights… woof woof

How your email found me? As it always does 🎸🐕‍🦺

Plansplaining

My dog didn’t clap? 🤔

The birds know… THEY KNOW!

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