Trump had no idea what he was doing when he started this war. No sense of consequences at all. What an idiot. I hope he gets in trouble for this.

It was a picture of the fattest member of BTO spray painted silver with the lightning bolt on his face, posing with a haughty look and a hand on his hip just like Bowie exactly, but fatter. Bowie had the lightning bolt copyrighted. I was privileged to see one before they were destroyed.

Bachman-Turner Overdrive had an amazing parody of the centerfold of Aladdin Sane, with the fat guy in the same pose as Bowie. But Bowie’s record company made them remove it.

“Say hello to my little friend!”

“You get rid of Palantir, I will get rid of Saruman!”

Sometimes women envy men for being unfeeling drones.

I am delighted to hear it.

Everyone will say “I know.”

Well, you know what? Trump’s lies seem stupid to the educated. But people in general are goddam stupid, and many people absolutely believe his crappy obvious lies.

A girl is amazed to find that her geeky boyfriend has magically transformed himself into a beautiful woman!
Girl: Wow! You’re a female now! What do you think?
Butthead (chuckling): Wow! Both genders suck! Huh huh huh.

He is a terrible transparent liar. He isn’t even good at that.

You re-elected it, you pay for it!

Guy (as a baby being born): What the fuck!?
Same Guy (as an old man at the moment of his death): What the fuck!?

Andrew Jackson was batshit crazy, but he wanted to be admired, so he is admired. Donald Trump is batshit crazy too. But he is like King John of England. They didn’t want to be admired. And so their names will go down in infamy.

Marjorie:🎶 I … don’t know how to loooooove him!🎵

The Christians are a bunch of Heretics!🔥

He outed the Evil from their Closet.

“Ah would lack to presayint to you … Bayudfanger!”

Oh fuck! Is this a joke?😂

Andrew Jackson was a very flawed human being. But he was so crazy and utterly mad, he became a Legend. And they put him on a bill.

Maybe if Donald had a sex change, he’d be happier.

A man climbs to the summit of a mountain to see his guru.
Man: O Perfect Master, what is the meaning of Life?
Guru (laughing and spreading his arms): It don’t mean shit!

I know, right?

“Wow!”

The Prophet of The Simpsons.

Coffee break in Hell.🔥

They look like Cenobites.

She sounds really immature.

We let this insurrection succeed. Shame, America.

Brazil has more spine than us. They anrrested all of their insurrectionists on the spot, they jailed them. And they didn’t pardon them later.