The oldest known image of Keith Richards, published around 1140 AD ...

It's when they start sending armed raiding parties ashore to loot gin, peanuts, and cocktail olives you should worry!

(With apologies to D Adams, Esq.)

"The longest and most destructive party ever held is now into its fourth generation and still no one shows any signs of leaving. Somebody did once look at his watch, but that was eleven years ago now, and there has been no follow up." - Douglas Adams: Life, the Universe and Everything.

#Seconded

The most important vessel for The Papacy has always been the chalice!

Those marmalade sarnies are lethal!

We at WH Smith concessions wondered why @stansaidairport.bsky.social demanded we use larger bags for our 243 offers...
#explained
#wantOurCut!

You'll have to explain. It's all Greek to me.
#aioliAsked

They always return to the scene...

...and that explains the enlarged dieting section in the shop!
#used4Sale

It's when they give you a key and have your order on the table when you arrive that you should ask yourself questions...

FINALLY! He's been waiting for his flight since Friday.

Well your local WH Smith concession can supply (talk to manager confidentially and bring cash).

There is no such thing as a "complete psychotherapy session" UNLESS you mean when the client's bank blocks their account, all their credit cards, and also those of their acquaintance that they can bully money out of.

Now, would you like a fizzy drink to go with that?

We would just like to point out that shoplifters, of any race, creed, or socio-economic consumer class, will be caught, no matter how ingeniously they try to conceal their ill-gotten gains. They're then fined two Meal Deals and a 342 offer in addition to the cost of their haul.
#notWorthIt
#ruined

Insurers being picky - again?

Have you seen the cost of the training course to do that?!🤑😱

Liked Janan Ganesh's piece in FT on Trump. Made perfect sense😱

Indeed. Not that many staff were sacked for breaking company policy before we looked at the calendar (still available at most concessions - pick a year, any year).
#neverKnowinglyOversold

Someone taken your parking space again?

So everything is going to be greasy and oily as usual?
#consistencyIsEverything

Bet you kept your nose clean after that!

Whichever is the smaller, so case dependent.

Just giving its wheels a rest.

Ah, Pat Downs; and his arch-nemesis Phil McCavity!

Of course, some people pay extra for a search like that, but stag and hen dos are strange anyway.

Happy customers spend more (but Prozac is still one of the best sellers at our concessions - sad, in a happy vendor sort of way, really).

True. Giving up smoking means the whisky doesn't taste the same.

Thought you were more into taking your Ease...

It also explains the sauerkraut with everything policy in certain concessions

...and blow dried.