This is brutal haha

Read a book with something similar this week and it’s stuck in my head so much. I’m not even doing badly at the moment!

I got this at my old job because I knew the keyboard shortcuts for how to go back after clicking on a cross reference and how to reorder (1), (2), (3) or different rows in a table lol

I think this happened before I came out there in hindsight but I thought it might be a trans thing for a bit

💜💜💜

We’re seeing unprecedented levels of what people will do to fund their kitchen extensions

“Can’t get over how fucking dogshit bring your lunch bring your dinner” was. Even for Arteta’s rah rah shit it makes my stomach churn. I think he’s made me like food less.

Every time I see a picture of Ben Affleck smoking I think that no one in human history has ever needed anything or anyone more than Affleck needed that cigarette

“Good morning/afternoon/evening, everyone”

You may want to get current for this one (ch 1179) Will be very difficult to remain unspoiled.

Degachafication has been a pleasant trend this past year

At least Renee has understood the assignment this year

A beast

Just remember any time you ever feel like you have imposter syndrome that (I) ben white makes over 100k a week and (II) people think we could sell him for 40 mil

After that game I feel closer to God by comparison. Might even go to church tomorrow.

He’s shit! And still better than the real life one!

A colossal group of abject failures. They will bottle it. It is in their hearts. Slow, lazy, overpaid, mentally and physically fragile. Too obsessed with advertising crypto or hair care to have any value as footballers. Who would buy any of these clowns in the summer?

Bort Hart

You can give it to everyone!

Show was really good btw! Best NJPW show since the one where Goto won the title

Lesson learned: never bet against the phone

Their YouTube has got me wanting to go, it is very good

S1E8: banger first ten minutes

S1E7: reminder of how interlinked American culture is with eugenics and that kind of thought. Tony and Carmela are close to figuring it out too but fail.

S1E6: not great until the end

April 2 after a full day of bad comedy yesterday

Arsenal took about eight years off my life and you hate to lose a game always but hey we made it through! Semi finals!!!

This ruins all of my suggestions, most of which were variations on Luka Donkic
Donkic Kong
New Donkic City

It has been a long day doing quarter end billing

The De Zerbi appointment has genuinely got me feeling sorry for Tottenham fans, the majority of whom have shown infinitely more principle than a piece of trash like Vinai has in this decision (but he has a history of that doesn’t he).

If you’re digitally getting April Foolsed on the 31st due to time zones you’re too online. Log off.

Two Months Later Errata: we forgot to get a comment from a trans person

Getting Sex Matters to provide a comment on my Happy TDOV post in the name of fairness and equality