Setting reminders on my iPhone to ask people if they still like me

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is this building up to chode?

i used my extra hour for evil

i’ve had black mold growing underneath my bed for the past 2 years

it’s getting cooler outside and if you don’t grow a bush now you will freeze to death

you ever get so horny you just want to kill yourself?

how do i get dick pics on here?

is it not pronounced blueski ??

dryhumping tonight?

mention pubes and i will appear

gucci gucci louis louis fendi fendi prada

hot take

The only sex scene I can think of that I can honestly say was necessary is the one at the beginning of UP(2009

very soon i’m gonna quit my job, leave my family, and start a cult

i missed you too 🥹, long time no tweet

yes it’s me

urinalysis tonight queen?