Aye when he's 34 🤣

Well there is no buy out clause.

How the fuck do City keep spending money to sign players?

Absolute bollocks!

Bad news for Alan Shearer 🤣🤣🤣
Haalaand signs contract till 2034

It's not easy to stop smoking. It's also not an affordable vice.

So the choice is to continue to slowly kill myself by smoking other peoples or find a less expensive habit I mean hobby 😂

Tyson Fury retires again!

This time he means it 😂

Well that was fucking tense!

Ten-man Manchester United held their nerve to progress, winning on penalties after a 1-1 draw.

Good luck today may the best team win.

Aye, you might be in the semi final of the league cup let's pretend you're not 2-0 down 😂

FA Cup classic Arsenal vs MUFC.

Let's end Arsenal's season today lads!

With a classic Man Utd display!

#Arsenal #MUFC #FACup

Merry Christmas fuck faces!

The one day of the year when it's socially acceptable to drink Stella for breakfast.

Remember this time of year isn't always the happiest for people for whatever their reasons.

Enjoy be merry and don't be a cunt! 🤣❤️🎁🎄☃️🎅

( . )( . )'s

Insightful boy meets girl coming of age masterpiece 😂

Would you rather eat a baby deer or a matterbaby?

Alexa, play Oasis.

"No they're shite"

Fucking awful. Blur were better.

Oasis are sheeeeeeeeiiiitaaaaa!

I haven't been really paying attention to the political state of the country (UK) recently.

I assume it's one the below.

Fucking fucked
Seriously fucked
Completely fucked
Fucked beyond repair

He usually goes outside to go to the toilet. We don't have a litter tray for either of our cats.

In case anyone gives a fuck!

I had fish n chips for my tea washed down with a can of Moretti.

Fuck the Friday tradition.

Mr Blue Sky in my pants 🤣

This is by far my greatest interaction on this platform.

Thank you 😃

Not a baked potato. More like a nuked potato 😏

I guess it depends. Was it pre baked and reheated in the microwave or cooked from raw in the microwave?

If cooked from raw I wouldn't consider this a baked potato 🤔

How about running my social media? I'm fucking useless.
I can pay with useless Bluesky invite codes.

They could possibly rebrand it and call it Twitter 😆

Comments closed due to triggering vegans 🤔😂

Why is everyone losing their shit about Bluesky ditching invite codes?

This was always going to happen at some point.

Cancer infects cancer!

The king will get fuck all sympathy from me.