[ He.... does not hand it over. ]

You know I'm trying to be nicer, right? Like you wanted? But it feels like you aren't adjusting your settings yourself.

I'm not about to get walked on because I'm making an effort to be NICE.

Okay, FINE!! Ugh.

ITS A SERIOUS QUESTION HERE

💢😇

Okay.

[ The bar is within sight, she picked Spamton up and plopped her on a seat. ]

[ He then immediately reached behind the bar and grabbed out two bottles of alcohol! Yay! ]

A clo- How many eggs to you LAY??

[ He's trying not to. He was trying so hard. He just figured.. maybe she wanted to go slower! He always was dragging Spamton around!! Maybe this would show he cares! Then they could go back to normal and he would be ]

Of course! Who do you think I am?! Ha!

[ He definitely.. noticed. That gave him pause, enough to even go a little slower. ]

[ See? He was trying!! He was improving!!! ]

GREAT!!!

[ very quickly pulling her along !!!!! just like old times!!!!! ]

Really!? Haha!!! That's great!!
Right now maybe???

[ Looks genuinely hurt ]

Oh..
...Okay.
Well uh. Maybe we.. could? Again?

....Do you remember when we used to drink together

I just said I'd do it?

They hate me too! They don't hate money though.

I'll get you a better one.

Are you crying for a buying?

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I CAN FIGURE ONE OUT !!!!

Do I know them gimmie a hint here

HOW IS IT NOT WEIRD WHEN ITS EVERYWHERE JUST MAKE A PLACE FOR IT

YOURE THE ONLY ONE

Y-. Green??
What, the pippins?

SPAMTON

Who was your last therapist

YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN DO THAT

Get some kind of help

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, GENUINELY

WHAT DID I EVEN DO I'M TRYING TO BE NICER LIKE YOU WANTED

[ looking away ]

I'm not too picky..

Huh.??? Huh?? Who said that? HUH??

There's a lot. Everywhere