All bagels contain a literary hole.

Ideally, a milkshake that requires a mallet.

Lump crab milkshake, obviously

Who serves the best crab milkshake at the Baltimore airport?

We don't know what HODL means.

Literary hole

Walk softly, carry a loud hole.

THREAD: I got laid off from NYMag/Vulture after 14 years. The family lost 75% of income + medical. Now mzs.press bookstore, once a side project. is do-or-die for Judith & I. I feel weird telling you this because others are doing much worse. But if you could like or share this, we'd be so grateful!

Was wondering where we put those!

Literary hole merchandise, piles of candy

Final day: get your holes! And high fructose corn syrup (maker of future holes)

Outlet powering the AWP book fair main stage microphone.

There are literary holes everywhere for those with the eyes to see.

Connie Squires with stack of Low April Sun books, with book fair in background

Come to our one AWP Book fair author signing: Connie Squires at T552!

This is an excellent, highly evolved strategy

Lifesavers candy, literary holes stickers and postcards, Iowa poetry pennant

You: so I can submit anything?
Us: yes
You: and you put a hole in it?
Us: yes
You: do I get to choose where the hole... Oh you choose where the hole goes
Us: yes
You: I get it!

Come get it: literary holes!

Leopard print is "in" at AWP. Leopard spots are camo holes.

Foggy view of the Baltimore harbor

Anyone else need to burn off some fog before heading to the AWP book fair this morning?

Coffee carafe with coffee stained paper plate that says "DECAF"

The Iowa AWP booth is out of caffeinated coffee till 2:00 tomorrow... Don't be fooled.

Us: Free! Free! Free!
You: When you say "free", it's hard to walk away.

T552, AWP: free holes

Literary Hole sticker, upside down, with lifesavers

We love serving our community: people who love literary holes. T552 AWP.

When they sell out, in like an hour, we'll have them here for $50 a pop.

We are @tacobellquarterly.org now.

Lifsavers individually wrapped candies with "literary hole" stickers on a white cloth clad table.

Stop by T552 at the AWP Book fair for free holes!

I think we can take them.

Meet in the hotel lobby at 8:00am for the inaugural Associated Writing Programs vs Global Regulatory Strategy tug-of-war: AWP represent!

A lineup of writers whose work we'd love to put a hole in.

Free drill press press hole > a dark fate envelopes me

Stop by our table for free holes.

Better save like 20 copies for us, cuz we're looking to diversify our retirement (ha!) portfolio.

A spinning wheel is just an evolved hole.

Saving space for books at AWP by only packing one pair of underwear.