Who up waning they crescent

Who up powdering they sugar

I thought the takes comparing Al Franken's "unfair treatment" to that of Andrew Cuomo were bad, but I just saw one defending him by comparing him to *KEVIN SPACEY* and I exhaled so hard that my soul escaped and I had an out of body experience.

You know bluesky isn't an echo chamber because a fair bit of people are defending al franken in 2026.

I swear, Al Franken is the McDonalds coffee lawsuit of politics.

It's a common misconception because he abruptly resigned before the investigation could begin, thus none of the other accusations were widely reported on.

it is *incredibly* easy to just go "welp, fuck that guy"

i used to own multiple books by al franken; welp, fuck that guy

louis ck used to be one of my favorite comedians; welp, fuck that guy

simply pivot to a new guy

if there is anything we'll never, ever run out of, it's guys

*the eight women who accused Al Franken

It's not nearly as bad as I thought it would be, but that's because I assumed it would be the final motivation I needed to end it all.

butthole leopard print capris

girl WHAT are these butthole leggings. if you fart they fly off

Graffiti seen from the window of an L train reading "Made your lady have two orgasms".

The first word of the graffiti, "made", is preceded by a smiling flower guy and a anime-styled blonde girl giving two peace signs.

Finally captured the "made ur lady have 2 orgasms" graffiti on the blue line. #Chicago

And honestly, anyone who isn't a jerk is welcome 😊

I have a server I've been meaning to get back into using; here's the channel I made specifically for sharing animal pictures if either of you want to join: discord.gg/gDx5pSu3J

Hmm, how is this?

This plane is old enough to be grounded on September 11th.

I would like to watch this splashdown without having a seizure, thanks

And I REALLY LIKED Al Franken growing up! I WISH it was over "a silly picture" and not "a bunch of women came out after the picture was released to share their own stories of being sexually harassed by Stuart Smalley."

Al Franken was one of my first significant "falling off the pedestal" moments.

Al Franken had 8 accusers and chose to quit rather than go through an ethics investigation.

Enough with the bullshit narrative that he was unfairly forced out because no he wasn’t.

These people have memory holed the shit ton of women who claim Franken groped them at photo ops which is actually what caused his resignation because it's inconvenient to them

Sorry, no peace for you in any capacity, it seems /s 😭

It's 2026. I just saw a post that literally began with the words, "I believe all women but" and the thread devolved into people defending Al Franken.

This is why we can't have nice things.

I hate this truck so much.

Piquette eating wet food, set to the soundtrack of kids playing basketball outside and my nemesis ice cream truck playing Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer at 4:52pm on April 10, 2026.

Dale Jr., Steve Letarte Share Opinions on Ross Chastain's Martinsville Move | The Dale Jr. Download YouTube video by Dale Earnhardt Jr.'s Dirty Mo Media

Tangentially related: This is a good little clip from Dale Earnhardt Jr.'s podcast that explains the nuances of this move, why it worked, what could have gone wrong, and how it was a combination of skill and luck to pull it off.

youtu.be/LpqxnYdBeXo

This is the only time gamers should be in charge of fast moving vehicles:

youtu.be/sOY9p5gFa5Q

(Is that because I'm done flying or because I have mammoth honkers? The answer is "yes")

My motivation and discipline are through the roof. There they go! They're too far away, I can't reach them! My arms aren't long enough. Ope, I can't see them anymore. They are gone forever.

I'll never know!

It's good enough for me.

Friday afternoon update: Piquette is eating a little bit of wet food at a time, drinking water like a champ, and there's no sign of vomiting or distress. I think we see a light at the end of this tunnel.