The way I loathe pigeons and delight in this image is disturbing.

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Why Bluesky doesn't just automatically make this everyone's pinned skeet is a mystery.

Now you're getting it.

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MMA style

It's a psyop to get me to buy a $3500 treadmill.

And it's working.

I'm definitely losing weight, cause I couldn't afford food.

Me, wearing a pair of leggings with a SHORT T-SHIRT today.

Is this real? I don't know.

Does it make me laugh until I cry? I mean, probably, I think so, yes.

Going to my baby cousin's graduation in a month, and if the check I put in her card doesn't at least make her eyes widen, then what the hell am I putting up with all the crap at work FOR?

I mean, without the pressure of being the rich aunty, what would drive us to success?

Food for thought ....
"When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint.
When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist."
- Helder Camara -

What the fuck timeline is this?

I feel like I used to have dreams.

Dear Media:

Blindly quoting the President without fact-checking or context is just misinformation with a press pass.

We don’t need stenographers; we need journalists. Do your job.

Watching Brits reply to any post about her makes me sure I could never move to England.

Our animal protection laws aren't strong enough.

And I say that as an abolitionist.

I can't imagine why.

Absolutely shocked that a European has this opinion.

"I hate fascism!" Racism, no that's cool.

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I had mushroom tacos for dinner last night, and I was high off that glee for the rest of the evening.

So can you start invoicing them for pain and suffering?

Since apparently it's not necessary to establish any reason to demand money from others?

Hope springs eternal.

But our chances are better when we stay on their ass.

Oh, I understand the insult quite well...

Same, same

Somebody else please go like this post:

I mean, I'll get stuff off the lower shelves for you.

Well that makes it all completely normal and ok, then.

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How dare you?

What kind of absolute dick bag do you have to be to reconcile the Vicar of Christ with the Archbishop of Canterbury?

Like, that's the original #HeatedRivalry

I'm so curious how one interprets statutes WITHOUT analyzing the legislative history.