Okay CTA. This is a good sign.

Okay, I need to ahead of a few things and make some things clear, I have never been one of The Master's wives, and I am completely unfamiliar with a person named "Torgo." I have a strong legal team and consider spurious accusations a serious matter.

Rats taught to drive tiny cars to lower their stress levels Researchers taught rats to drive tiny "ratmobiles" in exchange for food, which helped the rats relax.

Somewhere up in heaven, Richard Scarry is like “fuck yeah, told you so”: www.bbc.com/news/world-u...

Pete Hegseth Replaces Top General With Horse That Drinks Beer

Pete Hegseth Replaces Top General With Horse That Drinks Beer theonion.com/pete-hegseth-replaces-to...

Data on Star Trek is great because someone will be rude to him and he will go “there is no need for an apology doctor, I have no feelings for you to hurt” and then he will stare at them for 10 solid seconds like you gonna believe that ya dickhead?

Christ Appearing to His Mother, by Juan de Flandes, 1496, 📸 via @MartinFLSheriff

i just realized that the 2026 mlb season is being played in the year 2026. that's gotta be rigged right? because if that's a coincidence holy shit

In Mario Kart Wii, crashing the game and activating the crash handler will eventually start playing back the contents of the Wii's RAM as sound. Since the data was never intended to be interpreted like this, it ends up sounding like experimental harsh noise music.

Two ceramic pigs labeled "pigs with no specific duties"

Every picture of ICE agents in airports is just this again

TIRED: Timothée Chalamet's heel-turn stunt promotional tour for Marty Supreme backfired by convincing the public to start rooting against him

WIRED: Timothée Chalamet's heel-turn stunt promotional tour for Marty Supreme paid off by convincing the public to start rooting against Paul Atreides

Yes! Yes! Yes!

The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit

The Big Strong Mayor throwing the most vulnerable people in our city to the wolves. Shame on him. Blood on his hands.

Machine withe digital screen on front, side has a capital I and wbc sticker, along with the numbers 16, 8, 16, 11, 28, 3, 10, and 14 on it, stack of cups next to it

Italy's espresso machine has the numbers of everyone who hits a homer on it

Marco Rubio wearing a navy suit and black dress shoes. He's looking down at his feet.

"i think he bought the wrong size"

This scenario explains the " Skynet acted stupid" complaint folks make.

Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic

Lots to unpack here, but these Kalshi gamblers really really want/need folks to think what they're doing isn't just gambling, that it is instead a "prediction market" closer to stocks. Lol, lmao even

Alan Rickman voice from Galaxy Quest: Lookmaxxing influencer Choopy has taken framemogging to a new level

Excited! Yall should really award some type of commemorative pfp/cosmetic to players who get max tickets, even if they don't win any merch.

Andrew whatever-they-call-him-now in the back seat of a car today, looking crazed and old

The late Prince Phillip in the back seat of a car before (?) he died, looking old and crazed

Just a tribute to dear old father

We were not ready 🫠

#Btd6 #Bloons #NinjaKiwi #DDT

It seems computer fans are worried about the price of their “chips” …. wait until they see how much dips cost these days!!! 🤣😆

people are so fucking pissed

Shia LaBeouf is french for Shia The Beef

That’s right!!!

DHS Hunts Down 67-Year-Old U.S. Citizen Who Criticized Them in Email The Department of Homeland Security is using a little-known tool to go after its critics.

Floored by this story. A man wrote a pollite email to a federal prosecutor objecting to the deportation of an Afghan seeking asylum. DHS responded with an administrative warrant to get the man's info from Google, then visited his home to intimidate him.

Bovino driving off into the sunset in Stuart Little's car.

Adjusting the switch again

What’s fucked up is that the ticket buyer is Paddington Bear