this app is dying because I don’t see enough pet pics

(model credit: medb)

It’s a Kushmas miracle!

#merrykushmas #thetrainsaremostlynotkush

Autocorrect is far too presumptuous these days.

Callous up! 🙏(me pressing my fingers together so hard they get calloused)

I once looked up “Pistol” Pete Maravich and it displayed a photo of George “iceman” Gervin.

That’s awesome!

Tim Apple is dead. Long live John Apple!

ROB SCHNEIDER is JAVIER MILEI

Bridge of the nose scratches are underrated

Pure terror when I wake up knowing they’re *somewhere*

I am not a docile sleeper

a woman wearing a macrame hippie vest with string fringe.

a very meaty butch man of yore wearing a true string vest, a fishnet muscle shirt.

what I pictured when I heard the term "string vest" vs what it actually is

I got another and it finished the bottle so that one was free 🥴

Glass of whiskey

VFWs still give you the BIG pour

She stopped pouring half way through and asked, “want more?”

Mark Lenard mind melding with Jean Luc Picard

He didn’t do it, but it was revealed he had serious health problems and unfortunately only lived another 100 years

Homer: “ooh, it’s that show about the police man that solves crimes in his spare time”

S5E7: Bart’s Inner Child

I liked Returns too 😉

“Yello!”

Mashed taters with greens has kinda become one of my signature dishes 😏

Spock and Sarek bond at the episode by ganging up to make fun of Amanda’s emotions. Classic

We got a murder mystery with Pa Spock as the most logical suspect

Spock greeting his father who pretty much ignores him

s2e10: Daddy Issues (aka, Journey to Babylon)

Mark Lenard’s first portrayal as Spock’s father and Jane Wyatt’s first as his mom.

Our chives just started coming up too! Then to offset the pound of dairy per serving, I always add in greens like kale, collards, or spinach.

Cubed potatoes, a big dollop of sour cream, half a block of cheddar, 4 tbsp butter, and whatever was left in the milk container

Beastie Boys cadence: “I like my dairy with POTATOES and CHIVES”

Agent: here’s your egg croissant and mocha, sir
Ka$h: oooh, fuck maaan, you’re a LIFE saver! I’ll see you in Valhalla brother!
*puts fist out to pound*
Agent: right, I’ll just get back to that trafficking case…

If you zoom in it looks like a ren and stimpy still

lol, and I doubt DoJ and DHS were knocking on your door

Chet’s siloed again, bros. Bust out the trebuchet!

Locking yourself in the office to the point they contemplate battering ramming down your door is just boys being boys

Aneta Corsaut in judge robes looking intently

Oh, and they brought back Aneta Corsaut, who was Andy’s other major love interest in AGS, as a judge in Matlock