@ronanodowd I'm sure they do

Shout out to Earth, man. Top 10 planet imho

"Yet even at a young age, he was certain he wanted to beat the ever loving crap out of every photographer he ever came across."

And .. here come the Freedom of Information Act requests for Kash Patel records

DC watchdog group Democracy Forward has formally requested Patel's calendars & any messages from security detail that include words "drinking", "hungover", "inebriated"

democracyforward.org/wp-content/u...

Video: ‘Homophobic’ 6-Week-Old Baby Cries After Gay Dad Tells Him ‘There Is No Mama’

Maybe we'll keep some InfoWars content up.

looking good sir

When a cat is sleepin' real hard and you pet her and she makes a little "activation noise" rt if you agree

In 1964, Groucho went to East Berlin with a group that included his radio show director Robert Dwan and his 16-year-old daughter Judith Dwan Hallet. They visited the village of Dornum, where his mother Minnie had been born. and discovered that all the Jewish graves there had been obliterated by the Nazis. Groucho hired a car with a chauffeur, and told the driver to take the group to the bunker where Adolf Hitler was said to have committed suicide. Wearing his trademark beret he climbed the debris and then launched himself, unsmiling, into a frenetic Charleston dance routine. The dance on Hitler's supposed grave lasted a couple of minutes. "Nobody applauded," Hallet recalled. "Nobody laughed."

Hey, it's Hitler's birthday.

The best part about today is that tomorrow you can get weed on the discount rack.

And just like human runners, it looks like it's about to shit itself.

Asking an illiterate man to read seems abusive.

Thanks Jon.

You put this show on the road, the Dems will win the Supreme Court somehow.

Hey, alright, Megan Rapinoe's back on the market!

(Oh, shut up and let me have this little dream...)

Look, we can either do this the easy way, or we can just not do it at all because it is Friday and I do not have the mental stamina for anything right now.

Screenshot of a YouTube cooking video called "Apple Brown Betty | Jacques Pépin Cooking At Home | KQED"

Whoa, Brown Betty, Jacques Pépin

Among the dozens of things Trump says happened every day that didn't happen, this "NATO JUST CALLED ME" didn't happen the hardest. This is "The Pope Said Iran Should Have Nukes" level of shit-he-made-up

NATO called him. Steve NATO 🤦🏼‍♂️

The President is, bluntly, brain-dead

Most incredible possible outcome from a Danhausen curse

the thing with beverly hills ninja is you can make a fish out of water movie about a ninja in beverly hills or you can make a fish out of water movie about chris farley as a ninja but that movie is somehow both and neither of those things

priest: ok and does anyone have objections about the wedding

If you're thinking "what, how, why"

Indian kid from New Jersey.

Exactly one year ago today:

The @notnjdevils.bsky.social new GM is fascinating:
-studied jazz guitar, then got a Masters in data science
-then a professional musician in New Orleans
-then a pro poker player and author of 2 books on the topic
-then a derivatives trader
-then an analytics guy before that was a thing

The New York Times telling me that my dog is dumb

Bitch I will beat your ass

He was the voice of Chef on a/the Japanese dub of "South Park". Perfect.

Always wanted to figure his deal out, but obviously there was much muddying of the Google water. Always seemed super knowledgeable as a panelist though.

JONATHAN DAVIS OF KORN:

There are only 12 possible sudoku puzzles to start. Each week, the newspapers just take last week's and rotate it 90 degrees. You never even notice.

Just put the coffee in the cup