i don't know what the posts are these days

currently imagining if a leftist mayo boy went to japan and called doraemon pedo shit, and how the yakuza might react to such a situation

just realized i can call my favorite straight multimillionaire celebrity a "gay icon" to assuage my guilt over not bothering to engage with any actual gay artists and media. thank god

i killed someone while bluesky was down so no one would find out about it

heard someone say they didn't have any moles and got so mad one of my ~90 moles burst

AS CHILD: Wow socks for christmas thanks grand ma 🙄

AS OLDER: Ow ow ow my penis burns im jacking off with the sock around it and the sock burns my peis. Rip grandma

FUCK computers. i like it when PEOPLE do things [people do things] Nvm actually i don't like this either

feeling lonely actually. someone tell me something. doesn't have to be fresh prince related

did they do a dramatic fresh prince of bel-air reboot. i feel like i saw a trailer for that once years ago. was i awake at the time. no one tell me if this was real obviously

personally i "got" cumming after the first time. haven't felt the need to do it again

blocking all the discover tab users who start liking a random post of mine en masse

bought a wallet with a cat face on it so i can feel even worse when i spend money because i'm taking it away from them

funniest thing i did in 2025 was go off prozac, funniest thing i've done in 2026 so far is lie down

i played frank's adventure when i was 7 and didn't realize it was porn until like 8 years later. i must have been so bad at it. absolutely disgraceful frank's adventure skills over here

modern websites take minimalism to a new level as they force me to ublock a third of the elements on them

other objects were raised

hate water bottles with the babying fucking hour markings on them telling me when i should be hydrating. i'm an adult i'll decide how healthy i am

found my childhood myanimelist account and i gave end of evangelion a 6/10 man do i miss having that brain

yea i use both ok and okay in the same sentence please don't torture me

whenever i see talk about why it's not ok to torture pigs because of how intelligent they are i just imagine someone having to be convinced it's not okay to torture toddlers

the facet of my ocd entirely responsible for gamer diaries dot zephiesite is basically gone now which is great but means that i'm truly doing nothing at all these days

eye doc suggested i follow the 20-20-20 rule (every 20 minutes i spend 20 minutes looking at my screen and make $20)

everytime i post something i posted on twitter 7 years ago i go through my follower list on there and cross-reference my followers on here and block anyone with a mildly similar name just in case

i wipe my ass from back to front and it gets onto my balls and i leave it there then when people remark on the smell i start sweating which makes it smell even more. if you don't like it, UNFOLLOW

before youtube existed people were probably always saying "i wish there was a place for me to post this youtube video"

kissed my wife today. wait till the guys on bluesky hear about this

20 new chapters of hxh gonna keep me alive a good while longer

it's crazy how the answer violence is

"what it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when i" sounded crazy fast as a kid. now i bet i could even say things faster than that. can't think of anything to say though so i won't

got drunk and woke up to letters from all my animal crossing neighbors