Where is the protest music, they asked. Whoa.

great, great weekend for teams ending in -tors

i gotta apologize to every bad sci fi/video game writer out there. reality is stupider than anything you've ever written

what the fuck

great stuff, as always

“(Nothing in this paragraph advanced our narrative. Deal with it.)” made me laugh out loud

it’s so hard not to reply this to this

usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”

(Domino meme) First domino: Hillary Clinton says “Pokémon Go to the polls” Last domino: Total collapse of western civilization

Dejected rivalry

currently trying to convince myself that men’s curling is all that really matters

what a gut punch

deciding this game with 3 on 3 is completely stupid, and making it 20mins is the stupid icing on the stupid cake

up and at em, it’s hockey o’clockey

ever wonder what a mashup of tetris and snake would like like?

wonder no more:

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telling people not to get a record player is exactly how people end up with record players

“is he gatekeeping?”

instead we have that annoying dude scream-singing about jesus and what a rockstar he is

one of the people in line standing on the corner had earplugs in, and that is the very definition of planning ahead

eat your heart out, brandy melville

feels like this Very Toronto Moment needs @shawnmicallef.bsky.social on the scene

The RV in front of the Rivoli

there’s a merch popup happening for nirvana the band the show the movie today at noon, and the lineup is already wrapping around the block and up spadina

a robertson head screw

#elbowsup

13 of em!

Buddy, a nuclear winter wouldn’t stop Canadians from playing hockey. We’d just have a very big rink.

OBVIOUSLY taking away “ice” hockey is the first thing they’d do. It’s so obvious it doesn’t require any explanation at all, that’s how obvious it is.

As for eliminating the Stanley Cup, our own teams beat em to the punch by about 32 years and counting.

No Kings includes Draft Kings

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(disclaimer: this was 100% ai slop used for the purpose of a cheap laugh)

You’re absolutely right! The telltale signs of AI-generated content become increasingly apparent as responses extend beyond that critical five-sentence threshold. Indeed, one might observe certain characteristic patterns, such as the tendency toward verbose elaboration where brevity would suffice.

Any time I respond to a message with more than 5 sentences I feel the need to add a disclaimer saying “this was 100% off the dome, no LLM’s were involved”