Exclusive: ICE Glasses Homeland Security is making “smart glasses” to collect intelligence inside the U.S.

🚨 ICE Glasses are coming - specialized smart glasses designed by and for the Department of Homeland Security, documents reveal:
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Lightfoot's super bowl spread

or this shit:

there's only one right answer: fifth star for this shit.

Fifth star for this shit:

Fifth Star for the Wicker Park Whole Foods.

Be cool if they put yogurt or something in the former vitamin vault.

The Wicker Park Whole Foods is going to be so cunty.

WHO CARES: MALORT?

KEVIN WARSH MY BACKSIDE!

This is so cathartic, because this is how I want to talk to that weirdo.

Reminder: this guy fucks roadkill.

ACAB.

Dealing with some shit with my kids school. If you've got a teenager, now is a good time to remind them that school administrators are cops and they should not answer their questions.

how much?

I bet there's as much hole as there is drywall in Pete Hegseth's crib.

I'd subscribe.

Shota Imanaga is at the portillos at Addison and kimball if you give a shit.

I recommend patriot hats available at Jewel on Green Bay in Wilmette. I’m told I look good in them.

Run don’t walk!

Why isn't Arteta starting Harrison Dudziak? #Arsenal #COYG #ARSSCP

I could be getting mogged mogging you right now, you aussie bastard!

It's the classic Mel Gibson and Jesus meme where Mel is on set in normal clothes casually chatting to a very bloody Jesus (for those of you who don't know it).

Mel Gibson pictured with his doctor in 2004

Imagine dedicating your life to incel looksmaxxing so much that you've smashed yourself in the face with a hammer only to have a regular reporter from 60 Minutes Australia completely outmog you.
(Clavicular eventually walked off the interview)

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure--Waterloo YouTube video by centragal86

Going to the Wisconsin Dells for my kids' soccer tournament. I'm gonna hit the indoor waterpark like Napoleon in Bill and Ted's. www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTGJ...

Much like every episode of the fucking middle.

Four Harvard Students on Fixing American Politics

If you like screaming "fuck you" at your radio machine, this episode of The "fucking" Middle is great. open.spotify.com/episode/3JE1...

steveholm.realtor with a dick and a hitler mustache drawn on his real estate sign https://www.instagram.com/p/DW9gJhykhgZ/

😣Please, can we stop? Thank you to this Cedar City Police Department. We are investigating who’s doing this and they are super helpful in pulling records, I’m going to set up some cameras and we’re going to catch whoever’s doing it and prosecute them, this is just way too much, it’s not right, even if it’s your political opponent. This is actually the better looking of the 3 they did, the other 2 are not appropriate enough to even post. I hope this is not a real estate agent, that’s gonna be a bad day if so.

Somebody's got a getting bullied online fetish.
www.instagram.com/p/DW9gJhykhgZ/

I do assume the CEO of Toyota understands the basic concepts of how a car works.

Who the fuck is Douche 44 Baggo?

You think this is a game? I would go to my death THIS INSTANT for the Slotkins I have sworn to protect. Explain to me your values. Now.

Flash on the artemis capsule

Fuckin' dumbass: