Character sheet for a TTRPG with a large circle with 24 pieces

Here we go again.

To test things, I need to create characters.
To create characters, I need to give them abilities.
To give them abilities, I need to come up with a system to do so.

Multiple spreadsheets later, I can make characters to test the ability and battle mechanics.

Well thank you!

Holy fuck! What an incredible shot! 10/10!

I normally wouldn't do this, but desperate times call for desperate measures. As many of you know my mom was recently diagnosed with cancer stage 4. She is currently undergoing chemotherapy but having some side effects. We are hoping to get back to spend time with her and help out where we can.

There's dicknotized and then there's really dickn🌀tized

I'm half of those *pats belly*

get equipped with master tackle

A man in a white t shirt, with sunlight on his face.

Monochrome Monday

Re: 'H.R. 8250' "Parents Decide Act". This bill wants to force age verification on the operating system level.

If you see one of your reps listed below, CALL THEM so we can kill this in committee

www.congress.gov/members/find...

And a great belly to start with :) welcome back!

*massive yet gentle hugs*

So far The best water based lube for toys I've used and recommend to my customers at work is Sutil Rich. It is thick and keeps its slickness for a good long time. X Lube would be a better home mixing option than J Lube if only due to the stabilizers J Lube uses.

Song chain: Quote this post with a song that uses the words in the title.

Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds - The Curse of Milhaven

youtu.be/AiIEhK0P-Rw?...

If there's fire involved, I should probably get some antibiotics.

Sounds like a fair trade to me!

And a fun vibration elsewhere

Less singing, more grunting

A fat man with pierced nipples wearing nipple clamps

My main problem with these clamps is that, because they have no teeth, they could slip off. It didn't occur to me until today to try putting them on from the top down so the bars help hold them on.

Kinda super thirsty guy on growlr messages me, throwing himself at me. Eventually after getting him to calm down, I agree to meet up and offer a time and place tomorrow and... His profile disappears. I guess that means he blocked me?

Coffee first. That's the rule. Tough shit.

Fucking wanker.

Veni, purgavi, dormivi.

It is your duty as leatherfolk to actively reject gay men deciding what’s deemed digestible, palatable or not for our straight masses. My advice: your chain isn’t heavy enough.

A fat man in a mesh jockstrap

A fat man fluffing his penis with a mesh jockstrap pouch pulled to the side

A fat man with a small, mostly erect penis pushing against a mesh jock pouch

I know I'm pretty strictly a white briefs kind of fat boy, but this mesh jock was $10.

It is now mine.

Happy Barkday!!

Yes! And how!

I mean, since you asked nicely and all!

What's your favourite bible verse? (Wrong answers only)

"'I'm a bad motherfucker, don't you know?
But I'll crawl over 50 good pussies just to get to one fat boy's asshole!'
Said Stagger Lee."

"That's Boobs" should be a band name.

A tired man looking annoyed.

My face when I post a jerk off video here, label it appropriately, and the mod team not only adds a redundant label (seriously, I got this) but an incorrect one as well (the hell there isn't a form of nudity in there :P)

Giving Bowser that facial last night.

A close-up of a hairy chest with the red and black Bowser symbol tattooed on it

Saaame, that's why i have my chest tattoo of his symbol :)