They negotiated the Chagos deal. Ffs.

They're not going to overturn roe vs wade. Listen to yourself, you sound hysterical....

Something something checks and balances....

What a fucking walloper. Why can't he just fuck all the way off?

I love this. I already use "you look like you'd really enjoy Dubai" in the same way.

I hated it. And definitely not pleb lit tastes, like I love twilight and 50 shades.

Making the good trouble. Remember picking up South African apples aged 5 in supermarket for mum. No darling, we can't buy those, put them back, and she explained apartheid and Nelson Mandela later to me and my brother. Never forgot her boycott. @toppleandburn.bsky.social

Imagine trying to frame that baby snatch as "helping" when the mother wombat chased her across the road to get to her wain. Stupid attention seeking bint.

I asked Elon Musk's AI Grok how much of Elon has lost in net worth from December 2024 to March 2025

Grok began to calculate the percentage loss in Elon Musk's net worth

Grok calculates that Elon Musk has lost 27% of his net worth between December 2024 and March 2025.

Grok is the best thing Elon Musk ever oversaw. 🤣 27% drop in his net worth and I am here for every second of it!!

DOGE Privacy Act Requests U.S. Representative Jamie Raskin is encouraging all U.S. citizens to join him this week in filing formal demands for access to their personal data obtained by the Department of Government Efficiency (...

Breaking News, hot off the presses from your favorite stalker: DOGE now, legally, has been ruled to HAVE to comply with FOIA requests made by American citizens. All you need to do is print out a FOIA request document and mail, fax, or email it to the fuckers... do that. Now.

Done

Wild that Cyber Trucks are trash, SpaceX rockets are exploding all over, and X is a broken shit heap. Wonder if there’s anything in common.

Yes. If DHS can barge in, say your visa was revoked, be told you have a green card, say it's revoked too, and then disappear you so that neither your lawyer nor your family can find you, then all the guardrails are gone. There is no policy, practice, or law protecting anyone.

From the man who backed out of a fight with Mark Zuckerberg and an appearance on the Daily Show: "I literally challenged Putin to one on one physical combat". This is "my dad works for Nintendo" level stuff.

You would be the first to shout out his geopolitical gaffe were Starmer to have said the USA isn't. Be fair for goodness sake.

Translation: "We are containing the geopolitical damage done by President Manbaby and the eyeliner wearing sofasexual."

They have to keep using it, because otherwise they have to admit the entire reason they voted 3rd party or abstained for their ideological purity wank, was bullshit, and they are responsible in part for what you have now which we all warned would be far far worse.

We all remake ourselves for the circumstances. Sometimes it takes a little longer. A few years ago I figured in my fifties I’d be writing weird novels and walking on the beach. Now I’m basically preparing to be a white-haired one-eyed apocalypse refuge elder in armour made of old car panels.

Can not listen to him anymore. It used to be my morning commute program, but I can't risk losing my temper on the motorway at 7.30am.

Breath of fresh air!

It would be really super sad if Swasticars become a thing.

Most comfortable, best quality, most lovely PJs, socks and knickers!! AND: don't advertise in the daily heil. Love yas!!!

Wearing @britishboxers.bsky.social reading their advert in @bylinetimes.bsky.social amazing. This is so meta.

I've only ever seen it in internet arguments 😂

The gish gallop.

How to tell the internet you are a total dick.

The "he's not gonna listen to her" reactions are missing many points. Lots of other people are also hearing it. Lots of people can see him hearing it, then weigh what she's said with what he'll do. Lots of people can see her refusal to surrender these ancient teachings to the latest face of empire

"Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day today, haven't we?"

"Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow though."

- Grant and Sherman after the disaster of the first day of Shiloh, April 1862. They won the next.

Today is one of the bad days in American history. Better days will come.

Aye, the bird I just flipped you, I wasn't telling you to fuck off, I was stimming. Fuck this nonsense. He did 2 Zieg Heils. 2. How dare they.

Let the stones fly Who among us hasn’t accidentally thrown up a Nazi salute on camera? Cast your stones wisely!

📢 Let the stones fly

Who among us hasn’t accidentally thrown up a Nazi salute on camera? Cast your stones wisely!

A poem, by Steve Pottinger
@bigstevepoet.bsky.social