Sir, please refrain from using the term “liftoff”… some O’s fans might get triggered

I’m blown away every time Bassitt gets through 1 inning without any damage. Him going 5 scoreless feels like a goddam miracle!

This whole team is made up of post-2014 JJ Hardy

Extend Leody

I’m gonna be thinking about this for a long time

And Mike Elias thinks he’s a genius because he avoided having to pay Max Fried 28 AAV for the next 8 years

What he’s doing is worse! He’s spending the same amount of money annually and not getting the good years!

Maybe THIS will be the season that changes Elias’ mind about signing 37-year-old pitchers

It’s almost as if when a pitcher gets older, the worse he gets.

This #Orioles team is fucking listless

You won’t see any replays from the MASN broadcast since they showed a relief pitcher celebrating in the bullpen the whole time!

What’s Lucas Giolito up to

Well I don’t like Chris Bassitt now that was fast

First reverse jinx of the season!

What Year Is It GIF ALT: What Year Is It GIF

Gunnar is missing. Jackson is the only one who can hit. Starting pitcher gave up 4 runs early. MASN broadcast is awful.

This guy never misses an opportunity to show everyone how much he sucks. Glad I don’t have to see him for the rest of March Madness

So goddam funny that Jeter said this, and then World Series champion Eduardo Rodriguez said the opposite after the game to Jeter's boring face.

we go now live to the Team USA locker room:

Mercy!

How do you not look sideways at these owners who every year act like if they spend more than 120 million on their roster it will bring the franchise crashing down

BUT they’re desperately trying to instate a cap/floor that would force them spend in some cases double what they currently do

So Westburg basically has 32-year-old JJ Hardy's body. Cool cool cool cool cool.