Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

Absolutely brutal line

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Brad Pitt in Inglorious Basterds voice “now Mr Greenwald when Trump is out of office I imagine you are going to want to take off that hot dog suit of yours. Ain’t you? That’s what I thought”

Mayor Mamdani and President Obama read a picture book to a group of children.

Mayor Mamdani and President Obama chat and laugh with a group of children.

Mayor Mamdani and President Obama chat and laugh.

Children hug Mayor Mamdani.

Today, President Barack Obama and I read to a group of toddlers at Learning Through Play Pre-K Center in the South Bronx. 

In between singing wheels on the bus, we discussed our administration’s vision for this City — one where New York’s Cutest have the strongest start possible.

A photo of a print NYT headline saying the strait is open next to an IPhone NYT headline saying it’s closed

Schrödinger’s Strait of Hormuz

Got to pick what they want to be / do but being US expeditionary force is no longer feasible

UK policy of basically having a expeditionary forces to fight with US and be supported by US has led them to this point

The gangster president sees a good racket and wants his own slice

Got to try and be hopeful but yes a party that can’t quit Twitter is probably not going to do anything meaningful

This could be like how pro poker players used to struggle with amateurs bc their decision making was so bad

A hallmark of a good villain is you can see yourself agreeing with them on the surface

It was a crusade and there were lots of crusades. For instance the crusades that established the kingdom of Prussia

Uhhh reconquista?

Biden admin and their Allies broke student movement and instead of reporting on what actually happened (reversal of first amendment law, expulsions, visa denials, etc.) they make up this nonsense

Would be making USV’s and drones

You missing the grand tactical success of Israel conquering and purging southern Lebanon

Truly an amazing use of American power

Army gets 30 days of ammo rest is under lock and key to a branch that reports directly to Congress and can only release in Congress vote

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That’s Chuck Schumers music

We all owe George Lucas an apology— these muppets are just whiny anakin

Kristi Noem husband’s cross-dressing was ‘open secret in DC’: report While the ousted DHS secretary’s initial statement expressed shock, White House and Homeland Security officials had been gossiping about Bryon Noem’s alleged fetishes for months, according to a report

Kind of curious what other open secrets does every DC reporter just keep among themselves these days.

I will slink off to some weird discord and be a true neck beard

I will slink off to some weird discord and be a true neck beard

I refuse to post on threads

This got a cheer that might end up being the loudest of the season at Target Field.

Other version is the maga believers fall into a stabbed in the back myth

One would think however I would assume the Reactionary forces will just get worse

“Save every drop of fuel.”

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Croatian war comical guy drinking poison in court

How I picture myself whenever I drink a little cup of NyQuil

Or Trump admin leaning on O&G to try and keep prices down domestically

Expectation of export controls?