I put a robot death dog in charge of my vacant husk of an imagination and now all I see when I close my eyes are the children of the 1% dying in fire.
Posts by Crank And Rattle Records
This city is brutal.
You Are Here.
Stop fu#king it up.
GG Allin: Tiny Desk Concert
YES!! I used to own that record. The best!
Happy St. Thing Time!
I'm bout gonna punch an orchestra.
Schwartsy!
Do your impression of Arnold Schwarzenegger and say "Megalopolis" five times.
This algorithm could be your life.
Here's an important chat with an intelligent human being about how content platforms manipulate working artists into willing slaves.
I love you. I'm sorry. Okay bye.
@chrisgethard.bsky.social
@vulture.com
@netflix.com
youtu.be/f2uZ6C8xhGI?...
But ... you have ALWAYS been watching the finale to Stranger Things, Mr. Torrance ...
Stop. Podcasting.
Man, the second those Stranger Things kids discover Pavement's Slanted And Enchanted ... Vecna's gonna plotz.
It's actually pretty good. I think you'd like it. William Atherton's in it.
BILLY EICHNER ANGRY VOICE: It's an 8 bit animated feature film set in the Frogger-verse starring live action George Clooney and it's called "Michael Clayton 2 Colon This Time He's Frogger" and it's a GOLDMINE because BABIES LOVE INTRIGUE!
This is important.
They say Jazz Dead's body was never recovered. They say he's still out there ... riffing ...
POEM: "I Am"
I am rewatching live clips of The Specials from 1980, I am eating a sunset while pooping a sunrise
Me thinks someone is looking to fill that soon to be vacant 11:35/10:35c time slot on CBS. Classic Leno.
Here is an old video featuring Hulk Hogan ... because he's dead now.
R.I.P. Hulk Hogan 1953-2025
Always oily, never not spandex, sometimes racist.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjXu...
Never would have pegged him as a "Ned's Atomic Dustbin" guy.
#amoeba
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youtu.be/x1BF-Ige6K4?...
I'm looking at you Jeff.