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A Florida woman has been accused of driving a motorized shopping cart through a Target while drinking wine from the bottle and eating sushi and cinnamon rolls.
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Florida woman accused of starting a conga line in a Walmart produce section, wearing a homemade watermelon helmet and shouting "Free the cantaloupes!"
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A Florida woman used a leaf blower to "direct traffic" on I-95 during rush hour, dressed in a reflective vest and a bathing suit.
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A Florida woman tried to cash a giant, novelty lottery check at a bank for $50,000, insisting she won "the big one" from a cereal box.
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this Florida Woman is clearly living her best life and I wish people would stop getting in her way