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Washington Post Editorial Board headline: “The Texas gerrymander freak out. What’s happening in Texas is not a threat to democracy.”

Washington Post Editorial Board headline: “The Texas gerrymander freak out. What’s happening in Texas is not a threat to democracy.”

Washington Post Editorial Board headline: “Virginia plunges America deeper into the gerrymandering abyss. The redistricting scheme was always a power grab by Democrats. Voters went along with it.”

Washington Post Editorial Board headline: “Virginia plunges America deeper into the gerrymandering abyss. The redistricting scheme was always a power grab by Democrats. Voters went along with it.”

The Washington Post Editorial Board was fine with Republicans gerrymandering in Texas.

But when Democrats responded in Virginia, it’s a “power grab” that “plunges America deeper into the gerrymandering abyss.”

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Hey @catsonacouch.bsky.social. He’s a first class loser.

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I get your point, although do any iPhones have their version number stamped on them?

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Annual flu vaccine no longer required for U.S. military, Hegseth says The move alarmed some public health experts, who warned that it would weaken troop readiness.

NOT SO FUN FACT—half of all U.S. war casualties during WWI were due to influenza. Today—Trump’s War Secretary remove the flu vaccine requirement for all U.S. military. Plus, bragging about this to all enemies is just absolute idiocy. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...

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RFK Jr. is a guy who was meant to commit a series of themed animal crimes in Gotham City with the ultimate goal to “eat the Bat” before being subdued and returned to Arkham.

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Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

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announcing ILÚVATAR, my multi-billion dollar company which will specialize in the dismantling of all other idiotically tolkien-named entities, that they shalt see that no theme may be played that hath not its uttermost source in me, nor can any alter the music in my despite

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This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

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The iPhone HH.

The first “H” stands for “home button” and the second “H” stands for “headphone jack”

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We don't know which Cabinet secretary will be forced to resign next, but we know it'll be either Brooke Rollins or Linda McMahon because they're the last two women left.

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Someday, with luck and hard work, she will have a name too.

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Gonna spend the next two years spamming every elected Dem about the concept of "damnatio memoriae." Chisel his name off every inscription. Build over the various Trump Towers like they're Nero's Golden House. Remove him from physical memory, not to forget but as a sign of disrespect to the man.

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If you watch and share one thing today make at this. Why is every democrat in the country not talking like this?

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A Florida woman has been accused of driving a motorized shopping cart through a Target while drinking wine from the bottle and eating sushi and cinnamon rolls.

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Screenshot of a tweet: WXYZ 7 News @wxyz7news A Florida woman has been accused of driving a motorized shopping cart through a Target while drinking wine from the bottle and eating sushi and cinnamon rolls. [screenshot includes mug shots captioned "ORLANDO FL PD" of a young white woman with long wavy blonde hair and a round face, looking exactly like the same woman in the other photos in this post]

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Florida woman accused of starting a conga line in a Walmart produce section, wearing a homemade watermelon helmet and shouting "Free the cantaloupes!"

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Screenshot of a tweet: WXYZ 7 News @wxyz7news Florida woman accused of starting a conga line in a Walmart produce section, wearing a homemade watermelon helmet and shouting "Free the cantaloupes!" [screenshot includes mug shots captioned "ORLANDO FL PD" of a young white woman with long wavy blonde hair and a round face, smiling mischievously at the camera, looking exactly like the same woman in the other photos in this post]

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A Florida woman used a leaf blower to "direct traffic" on I-95 during rush hour, dressed in a reflective vest and a bathing suit.

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Screenshot of a tweet: WXYZ 7 News @wxyz7news A Florida woman used a leaf blower to "direct traffic" on I-95 during rush hour, dressed in a reflective vest and a bathing suit. [screenshot includes a mug shot captioned "ORLANDO FL PD" of a young white woman with long wavy blonde hair and a round face, looking at the camera with an anxious, forlorn expression, looking exactly like the same woman in the other photos in this post]

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A Florida woman tried to cash a giant, novelty lottery check at a bank for $50,000, insisting she won "the big one" from a cereal box.

[screenshot includes mug shots captioned "ORLANDO FL PD" of a young white woman with long wavy blonde hair tied back in a ponytail, smirking at the camera with a "whaddya gonna do" expression, looking exactly like the same woman in the other photos in this post]

Screenshot of a tweet: WXYZ 7 News @wxyz7news A Florida woman tried to cash a giant, novelty lottery check at a bank for $50,000, insisting she won "the big one" from a cereal box. [screenshot includes mug shots captioned "ORLANDO FL PD" of a young white woman with long wavy blonde hair tied back in a ponytail, smirking at the camera with a "whaddya gonna do" expression, looking exactly like the same woman in the other photos in this post]

this Florida Woman is clearly living her best life and I wish people would stop getting in her way

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This is what I immediately think of whenever I hear someone say the word "phenomenon"

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Federal judge unloads on ‘unserious’ RFK Jr., says anti-trans policy showed his ‘cruelty’ Judge Mustafa T. Kasubhai vacated the “Kennedy Declaration,” finding it unlawfully attempted to override medical standards and restrict care for transgender youth.

Breaking: HHS’s ban on gender-affirming care is struck down. Rarely have I read a ruling this sharply worded.

“This case is one of a long list of examples of how a leader’s wanton disregard for the rule of law causes very real harm to very real people.”

www.advocate.com/politics/nat...

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Yeah, the tendency for the AIs to be ass-kissing yes-men is not a plus for any professional use. I want one that acts like the stereotypical grumpy neckbeard.

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New euphemism for "pure, unadulterated horseshit" just dropped

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All of his businesses and property should be nationalized and dissolved and he should be stripped of literally every single asset and dollar. Put him in public housing and let him live off of whatever UBI the next Congress passes.

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Be sure to read the whole thing.

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tl;dr Brave was created by a guy who got kicked out of the for-profit part of Mozilla for being too for-profit and corrupt, so he created a browser that was focused around manipulating advertisements to divert the revenue and then threw several crypto scams on top of it when that failed.

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Stop using Brave Browser Seriously.

I'm sure I've posted this before but I'm always surprised at how many people don't know about this.

Don't use Brave. For a number of reasons. More info linked.

www.spacebar.news/stop-using-b...

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You absolutely SHOULD NOT go around telling people that data centers are full of gold, silver, palladium, copper, and that the data centers are almost entirely unstaffed.

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Leopard, meet face. Face, leopard.

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the nonbinary rapper who frequently gets misgendered as a man: Mx. Sir-a-Lot

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a close up of a man 's face with the words go on in the corner ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words go on in the corner

And the Lord saith, “DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?”

And the sinner replieth, “what?”

And the Lord respondeth, “DOES. HE. LOOK. LIKE. A. BITCH?!?!?”

And the sinner asketh, “what?”

And the Lord bleweth his top. “SAY WHAT AGAIN! SAY WHAT AGAIN!!! SAY WHAT ONE MORE ME DAMN TIME!!!”

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Me: [idly looking up info on popes]

Wikipedia: This list is incomplete; you can help expand it.

Me: wut?

Wikipedia: [lifts eyebrows suggestively]

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Screenshot of Zoom's interface, showing focus stuck on the "Rotate 90°" button.

Screenshot of Zoom's interface, showing focus stuck on the "Rotate 90°" button.

Zoom's recent UI update is a huge accessibility problem, as they've created a focus trap at the "Rotate 90°" button. Tab to it, and focus stays there forever and can't be moved. The Video / Appearance / Virtual Backgrounds tabs are unreachable via keyboard or screen reader.

Zoom, this sucks.

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