it’s 2025 if ur not surrounded by conniving bisexuals who would get implicated in a murder or attempted murder ur doing something wrong

something i find very funny is this show that’s being pushed to me on instagram that’s like “all these people are conniving and implicated in a murder or attempted murder and ALSO they’re all BISEXUAL” like it’s supposed to be shocking. very 2000s very retro. love.

THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT MARK SUTCLIFFE

ottawa charge funeral

say what u will abt ridly grieg taking too many penalties… at least he’s funny about it

anytime i want a job a demon called “bebadatinterviewsebub” possesses my body and tanks it for me

mitch marner evil bad man

mitch marner hates lesbians

i saw mitch marner at the devils sacrament

oh just suck his goddamn dick at this point

killyourselfkillyourselfkillyourselfkillyourself

THE CITY OF MONTREAL IS SABOTAGING ME WE NEED A FEDERAL INVESTIGATION #GoSensGo

MY POWER WENT OUT WHAT'S HAPPENING

lost internet connection during the sens leafs game …

tim stützle hauling someone down, accusing him of diving, then skating away and getting brady tkachuk to fight for him ohhhh I love him so much

that is easily one of the funniest periods of the season

did the sens commit a penalty? yea prbly. did they do anything wrong? no it’s the wings

Sens nation is FIRED UP

suddenly I understand evan buckley... my (parasocial) best friend is also leaving me forever...

next steve staios press conference

unironically making Brady Tkachuk cry seems like maybe not the best move before a playoff push but idk

here’s how josh norris can remain a sen for life:

fly high princess 🤍🕊️🌈

steve staios keep one eye open in ur sleep

hearing josh norris is refusing to report to buffalo (he’s tied up in my basement)

No you’re trading the wrong player with a 9 on the back of his jersey!!!!!!!!!

all this meanwhile dylan cozens shoulder will explode in 16 days