if you love her, tell her. ask her on that date. go in for that kiss. sway that thin metal disk between her eyes. carve that inscrutable arcane sigil on her stomach. enact your plans.

it's got to the point i'm not even sure what this is specifically in reference to, but the horror show's been getting to me today and i needed this 💜 all manner of things will be well

@keilanktc.bsky.social please 😭😭

my daughter's casting spells with mud and rocks she found outside the office

so proud of this slick-hot showoff for smashing it tonight 🦅💕

They sell ANDOR action figures, of course, and of course the audience is 35-50-year-olds, but it's deeply funny to imagine children playing with little Luthen Rael and Saw Gerrera dolls.

CHILD 1: I think violence is not only justified, but demanded
CHILD 2: I agree, but haste could be our undoing

sorry i'm far away tonight beautiful one 💜

BASEBALL YURI (1/5)

i'll take a thousand more - you're radiant 💜 good luck ever resisting my hunger for you

limiting product to kids and folks who can show us trainer IDs is producing similar tantrums 🙃 the rot is so deep in collectors and scalpers, i long for people to care less

My attitude about anti-fat culture in the Ozempic Age is that it's basically a "Human scientists find cure for the X-gene" storyline from an X-Men comic

If someone offered me a magic wand that could make me skinny, I'd break the wand in half and use the splintered sticks to gouge out their eyes

something's wrong here?? why aren't your arms being worshipped 😵

you have no idea how much this low income bitch requires a ton of hot silicone to shove inside herself 💜

cocks for our birthdays too please 😭

to your credit, you did excitedly rattle off so many things you knew about blue magic cards!! just hammers home you're just an excited little kid who needs her expensive toys looking after by grown ups

it's so smart of her, knowing her money's best spent on my pleasure ✨️ that's real magic

What do y'all be talking about. Isn't NTR the place that does the tiny desk concerts????

Magic: the Gathering card Kinsbaile Aspirant from the Lorwyn Eclipsed expansion featuring art by Margaret Organ-Kean

Magic: the Gathering card Chomping Changeling from the Lorwyn Eclipsed expansion featuring art by Jeff Laubenstein

Magic: the Gathering card Shinestriker from the Lorwyn Eclipsed expansion featuring art by Ron Spencer

Magic: the Gathering card Flamebraider from the Lorwyn Eclipsed expansion featuring art by Pete Venters

My favorite thing about Lorwyn Eclipsed - by a lot - is just how many classic MTG artists they brought back for this one set.

It's incredible. A who's-who of 90s and early 2000s masters.

WotC has been great about getting these artists back over the years. This feels like the culmination of that.

FUCKING TRANS WOMEN the zine about the sex lives of trans women by Mira Bellwether

Mira Bellwether is dead; long live Mira Bellwether. 3 years and an eternity to go. www.mirabellwether.com

aww, we'll have you 300% more caged in the new year 🥰 we'll see if you can stretch your tongue far enough past the limits of your muzzle to find my boots

stoic sphinx my beloved

and god does it suit you!!!

potentially impossible

An edit of a tumblr post. It reads; "How long till we get sent back to the mountains? like man i think it depends On the hopeful, and the cunning, and the faithful, the well positioned, filthy but graceful." This is a joke referencing Hopeful Assassins of Zeno by The Mountain Goats.

KISSING YOU

beyond excited for more of this!! 💜

love you too 💜

dw i'm appearing to her like the Ghosts of Nipples Future here! she'll break

aaaAaa A