They as close to what I imagine prehistoric marine reptiles to be, they don’t give mammal vibes.

I’ve ended up on leopard seal Instagram due to a few choices impacting the algo and I can’t say I’m mad about it, just vicariously terrified

A dobermanns sleeping head covered in white powder

I laughed whilst eating meringue and now she looks like she’s KOd from a coke bender

I just coughed and yawned at the same time and now have hiccups

I got 8 packets

a pastel rainbow ceramic animal, vaguely mammalian in shape, peers down a sink hole in an otherwise desolate white environment

a full-body view of the same ceramic animal, standing on a blank white background. it has a long, tapered tail, rabbit-like ears, a snout with a large toothless mouth, and shiny eyes on the side of its head with large pupils

the same ceramic animal from further away, surrounded by endless bath void

the same ceramic animal by the bath sink hole again, smiling at the camera

NOT every creature is safe to handle! F. snipsnapi is an obligate phalangivore and the leading cause of finger loss worldwide. luckily i was able to act fast & trap this one in the oppressive void of my bath tub

I have decided tomorrow that I will try to obtain as many complimentary conference biscuits as possible through the day

Assume turkesterone is being shown to me because i bought some magnesium complex to see if it would help me not wake up in excruciating hypermobility related pain every fucking day. Other people take magnesium for like, gym related muscle pain.

I just had to google turkesterone because it seems entirely made up but apparently it’s a real thing that has been found to make insects and mice more muscly do deffo you want to be necking it b4 goin gym

A bag of some sort of food supplement called “Ultra Turkesterone Complex” with an incredibly veiny muscular man on the pack, next to a pair of seemingly elbow length heavy duty black rubber gloves

Ok bezosweb I have no idea how you’ve derived this from my purchase history

View of a blue light through a soapy driver side car window

Disco car wash

Flexi leads in ridiculous strapping holsters

Flexi leads off to Berlin for the weekend, going down kitkatclub

Research poster by Guangzhou Sewage Purification co. Ltd. Entitled “intelligent sludge detective”

Archaeologist? No, I’m an

To was thinking taxidermy book ends?

A blurry dobermann mouth fast approaching a ball on a rope

A blurry dobermann tail and back legs where the ball on a rope had been

Meeeeeeyawwwmmmm

The hot telly is the gas fire btw, I call it that because she sits and stares directly into the heat

(Unless you’re into it, I guess?)

Do not, under any circumstances, buy a dobermann.

It transpired there was a half inch piece of sort of charred lamb trachea under there.

Which I fished out for her, she looked at with disgust, barked at once,

and then consumed.

Dog just started screaming at hot telly uncontrollably for ages “do you want it turning off?” We asked.
And turned it down.

The screaming continued.

I got down to the floor to see if there was something beneath.

I’ve just started reading Walden and so far I’m imagining him in a wood hut podcast studio in his mum’s back garden and expecting him to start talking about the carnivore diet.

A dobermann on a bed, she has two human pillows and is sleeping with her head propped on them

How she sleeps knowing I’m doing everything within my power to keep her living her best life (even though it costs me money, time, blood pressure rises and grey hairs)

Am like Barb mate you’ve well surpassed the life expectancy of your breed please don’t go via “having a fall because it’s tea time,” there’s a good girl.

She slipped in the kitchen and couldn’t stand back up this evening and I genuinely thought it was going to be The Time, but I think it was a tired leggies misfiring issue, thankfully. Neurological degeneration really is tons of fun when it’s in an agent of chaos who doesn’t know she’s nearly 12

God I love her

A dobermann going shoulder down into something that smelled absolutely disgusting

A Dobermann rolling in her back with her legs in the air on top of the disgusting smell

A dobermann really getting her back and shoulder into something disgusting smelling

Though she did roll in something dead

A dobermann running towards the camera looking quite gleeful

A dobermann pulling on a ball on a rope, you can see her grey hairs around her eyes. She’s wearing a jumper

A dobermann catching a ball on a rope

A dobermann smiling at the camera, her legs are all over the place because she’s an old girl

Not dead yet

S’a woim

A hand holding a ceramic worm that is coiled like a spring - it is bright pink and has a smiling little face.

I did purchase this terrific littel fellow today though so it wasn’t all bad and horrible

A metro stop and street from the tram - ad posters on the wall are cut in a way to say “ugh” “wat”

I went into town on a Saturday and the ads were a mood