I got lucky! Think this ruined a lot of people!

In the 2002 debacle, The News published the table
the next day and refused to recognise the result.

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Maximum monthly State Pension.

Luxembourg £5,426
Norway £1,839
Switzerland £1,657
Denmark £1,486
Sweden £1,373
Belgium £1,338
Netherlands £1,322
France £1,254
Spain £1,238
UK £997

Guess which is unaffordable?

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A meme showing a photo of an Easter lamb-shaped moulded aspic. Two peas form the eyes and some pickled red pepper forms the nose. There are also cauliflower florets, hard boiled egg slices and cold cuts in the aspic. The aspic is propped up by three toothpicks, two right below the head and one at the back. Looks as if it was shot with arrows. The Caption goes: Therapist: Polish Easter food isn't real, it can't hurt you. Poland:

Way to go, Poland!

Wow!

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Absolutely off-the-scale bizarre.
How can anyone think this is anything but a full on cult?

Reform UK Urged To Sack Housing Spokesman Over 'Disgusting' Grenfell Comment Simon Dudley said “everyone dies in the end”.

Reform housing spokesman Simon Dudley on Grenfell:

“Everyone dies in the end” and “fires happen.”

Dudley went on to add that there was too much regulation - the enemy of cowboy developers who are only interested in profit - but literally nobody else.

www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/reform...

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Israel killed two Indonesian UN Peacekeepers by blowing up their vehicle.

The Media won't even say who is responsible, never mind call it what it is another blatant Israeli War Crime.

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What is humanism? 1. Humanism is a non-religious approach to life, centred on living a meaningful, ethical life based on reason and compassion. 2 Humanists see the universe as a natural phenomenon with no supernatural side, and look to science to answer questions about the natural world. 3. Humanists believe this life is the only life we have, so they focus on living well in the here and now, guided by empathy and our shared humanity.

What is humanism, anyway?

Well, it's this 👇

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Male commentator for men Mr Feast reacts to Louis Theroux’s manosphere documentary.

Chuck Norris is dead. He was really shitty but Conan playing this clip from Walker Texas Ranger lives rent free in my head forever tbh so there's that.

Post by Nick Timothy MP - "Too many are too polite to say this. But mass ritual prayer in public places is an act of domination." Image of people praying in Trafalgar Square.

Imagine seeing British people at prayer and thinking “this is a great chance to stoke fear, hatred and division”. People who do that should have no place in British politics.

Freedom to worship is a fundamental British value – one the Conservative Party used to believe in.

Been at Stansted since 6am. Wish someone had told me your 30s are almost entirely stag do’s. I’ve spent more time in this fucking Wetherspoons than with my actual family.

UK gas prices soar after strike on energy facilities in Qatar and Iran

An illegal war waged by two countries the UK arms & supports

B52s launched from British soil. Israeli jets built with British parts

A UK economy still hooked on fossil fuels.

We must end support for the war, cut fossil fuel addiction & support families facing this price shock.

London, San Francisco and Beijing achieve ‘remarkable reductions’ in air pollution Cycle lanes, electric cars and other interventions have helped 19 global cities slash levels of pollutants by more than 20%

They said it would take 193 years to clean London’s air. We did it in nine. 💨

London has now met legal limits for nitrogen dioxide air pollution.

FFS Wordlebot

This is so lol, i just played it 4 times (or, half the number of votes for the Tories in Liverpool).😹💚

europeans when asked to help unblock the strait of hormuz

PUT SWEEP ON A BANKNOTE, COWARDS

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Screenshot of a YouTube video of Blind Date, depicting a human Weetabix in a blue striped shirt with an inset photo of an attractive lady with hoop earrings and curly hair. (There is also an inset picture of Limmy in the corner as this is from his Twitch channel.) @zacharthur 1 mo ago OMG - that's me 35 years ago. Quick catch up since then - he sent me a load of shit poetry. Turned up uninvited to my hometown. Couldn't get rid of him until he ran up a very large tab at my local pub. He then ran away. Not heard from him since. I'm now nearly 60 and, after a succession of rough and vulnerable, but largely unfulfilling, types - ran away to the west coast of Scotland 9 years ago. I've been living in a caravan since my arrival here, right near the shore and am now a very happy, firmily committed singleton.

Amazing Blind Date update courtesy of the YouTube comments

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WOW!