They could have at least said "the artist"

Radio news: “… in the decade since the singer’s death”

True, Prince was a singer but of all musicians/composers/bandleaders it seems wrong to refer to him as “the singer”

“Every day takes figuring out all over again how to fuckin’ live.”
-Calamity Jane (Deadwood)

Gotta get people to go to theaters to pay for a movie they've already seen

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Side B of Purple Rain tracklist When Doves Cry I Would Die 4 U Baby I'm a Star Purple Rain

Imagine flipping to side B for the first time in 1984 and getting this run of songs

saw a reddit post with a cat video in it and I find it kind of funny that one of the comments was something like "RIP Kitty! And just so you know it was posted before and it's confirmed that kitty is dead now!"

and I'm like yeah there are people who feel the need to do that

One of the reasons I think Purple Rain has been climbing up my favorite albums of all time list (always mentally cataloguing)

Is that I'm really excited to get to the next track. Definitely falls into a "greatest hits" tracklist album

Current heavy rotation:

Prince
Bruce Springsteen
Converge
Nine Inch Nails

Currently watching:

The Pitt
Twin Peaks
Deadwood
Camp Cretaceous
It: Welcome to Derry
Twin Peaks the Return
Project Hail Mary

Currently playing:

Resident Evil Requiem
Alan Wake 2
Yakuza 3 Kiwami
Expedition 33

Yeah I like cool tech. Open Linux pc console would be a great change. If consoles go full digital it's gonna kill my interest in them but I still like the small form factor and straightforward settings. Also untethering from Windows!

Have fun! Saw them in Minneapolis and they all killed it. Megan Louise is hot, yes. First Ave was the most packed I've ever seen. Such a good time. Health was great and I'm not even particularly familiar with their music.

Desire’s vocalist was the hottest woman I’ve ever seen. Carpenter Brut’s set fucking kicked ass (MANIAC!!!!). HEALTH is up sooon

Pretzel Barbie

Swiping through Hinge and had to share this

He redacted himself

If Johnny Cash were alive he'd write a song about her

Me, in a black Sinister Minnesotans t-shirt and plaid pants, holding a white ceramic casserole dish that says “Suspicious Hot Dish” on the side.

A close up of the white ceramic casserole dish that says SUSPICIOUS HOT DISH in black font

The Onion cartoon of ICE beating a Minnesotan who is wearing a black top that says Sinister Minnesotans and is holding a casserole dish that says Suspicious Hot Dish

I FINALLY HAVE A SUSPICIOUS HOT DISH CASSEROLE DISH

I am so stoked 😂

Hey, I had 3 actual likes thank you very much

Ooo I gotta try that

I can't get over how good this thumbnail is

I hate how I have to hit the search bar twice or more on everything because the first few clicks are suggested algo stuff or a whole ass page of something that is not a search

It’s not too late for Trump to die from severe diarrhea and pneumonia

today took a fucking lot out of me

But now I'm just relaxing in the dark with the window open jamming out to extended Purple Rain.

It's honestly better than the Jurassic World movies.

I started watching the Jurassic World Dinosaur show for babies and... it's kinda fun. My 8 year old self would have loved it.

Camp Cretaceous on Netflix. Nothing violent happens on camera, but it's crazy to me people are getting eaten and killed in a TV-Y7 show.

PRINCE ON MICHAEL YouTube video by dancingmachin3

Also still makes me laugh that Prince refused to be on the Bad music video with MJ because he didn't want to say, nor be on the receiving end of the opening line "Your butt is mine"

Fucking LOL at this Genius annotation for Darling Nikki

I wonder if they can read an anologue clock

God, the arrival of GODZILLA MINIS ZERO means we're going to be (re)inflicted with so many stupid takes about GODZILLA MINUS ONE, doesn't it?

Apparently people really like baloney and I do not understand why. It's big floppy bad hotdog meat.