Crackerjack of a #LikeAVersion on Triple J this morning. Love The Presets and that was an amazing cover!

I had that for Gameboy! I have no idea where I got it and I had no idea how to play it as a kid.

But I thought the art looked so cool!

a tweet from bryan johnson (the smooth technology man who will live forever) that opens with the phrase "I eliminated 85% of microplastics from my ejaculate."

[kool keith voice] i eliminated 85% of microplastics from my ejaculate

My son is rolling up underwater creatures in Katamari and he found a mollusk and was confused by it and he said “maybe it’s a ghost in the shell” and now I’m extremely confused and trying to figure out where that came from. Who is exposing my child to anime???

Let’s Go Plusim and Let’s Go Minum. I’d be so filthy

If they announce a Let’s Joht-go I’ll literally scream in excitement.

Let’s Go Marill and Let’s Go Snubbull would be a dream come true.

Every time I play it is my favourite play through

I’m about due for another yearly play through

I totally vibe with Just Cause.

Enemies were a bit bullet spongey though.

Gotta be Aladdin. I don’t think I’ve get watched all of Mulan or The Little Mermaid. But I’m pretty sure I know most of the words to Aladdin.

Beauty and the Beast has a horny candle. So that’s a close second for that reason entirely.

That’s the dream

I want to add, I’m not a Republican or some far right guy who can’t take seeing them dragged through the mud.

I’m just tired of hearing about how shit the world is.

Is there a way to get topics off of my skyline? Say I don’t want to read about Trump or Musk? Just get rid of it completely.

I want to have Bluesky just be a purely happy place where I don’t have to bother hearing about a shit world.

Fuckin daaaammmnnnnnnnn

That’s the absolute best!

Ha. Got him.

Hopefully not just mid argument

I settle for making me say “daaaaaamn” at a photo.

Trying to help my mum print something on her piece of crap printer.
"Just email it to me. I'll print it from here... blahblah@gmail.com"
"Does it need to have capitals in it?"

Lucky I love her to death. But once again, I fucking hate printers.

Happy New Year!

Tired! I’ve been systematically destroying my liver since Christmas Day and I’m just so tired and need all my family to kindly fuck off back to their houses.

Aaaaaand these

And these!

I’ve been with family over Christmas and New Years. I’m very nearly out of my god damned mind but had a few good moments.

We’re going to the lake today. No fires but the view is amazing! So there will be more 😅

This ad would have worked for me!

At least you played the best Castlevania!

My timeline (skyline?) became pretty full of #BlackSky very quickly over Christmas... No complaints.