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Posts by Sabrina’s Carpenter
Fellas, is it queer to consume more seed oils?
This is real
Simpsons bit where a lifeguard says "Excuse me, Americans!" Homer ask, "How did you know?" It's revealed that Homer is wearing a shirt with Uncle Sam taking a bit out of the world with the words "Try and Stop Us"
How it feels being on this app today
season 4 of Veep is some of the best television of all time
doing engineering work (Satisfactory) using my financial calculator
Someone sent me this.
getting better at making myself happy this year
you don’t have to know much world history to look at this map and immediately see why the entire western hemisphere has birthright citizenship
Vox THE STUNNING COLLAPSE OF SMOKING IN AMERICA Share of US adults who currently smoke cigarettes, 1965-2024. 40% 35 30 25 20 15 10 5 0 9.9%-first time below 10% Smoking Prevalence (%) 1965 1970 1975 1980 1985 1990 1995 2000 2005 2010 2015 2020 2025 Note: NHIS was redesigned in 1997 and again in 2019; comparisons across these breaks should be made with caution. Years without survey data are omitted. 2023 and 2024 figures from Agaku et al., NEJM Evidence (2026). Chart: Bryan Walsh/Vox Source: CDC; American Lung Association; Agaku et al. (2026) By Bryan Walsh
This is really awful, we gotta try and bring it back
The was not a speech. It was a Dada cut up poem.
any of you DEMONrats care to explain this picture of Obama and Jeffrey Epstein having beers together in Southeast Asia??
no iPad on moon
Both of Marco Rubio’s parents were born in Cuba. Marco Rubio was born in Miami in 1971, before they became US citizens. He is a US citizen because he was born in the US under birthright citizenship. #Hypocrites
Dave’s Killer Seed
the Wyoming bit is important and underdiscussed
it’s a bit more than 1/20 the population of LA county and cows shouldn’t get to vote
did my tackses today guys
Try the new Taco Bell cummy sodas
bibimbapfication kink
as Pope, I declare an end to Ordinary Time and the beginning to what I'm calling "Freak Time"
The Weather this week:
youtu.be/TzFnYcIqj6I?...
my genuine reaction to this information
8-1. would love to hear the democratic party dead-enders spin this one for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Philadelphia is the greatest city in the world (sound on).