Stop ruining precum for us. Ketchup water gags in a bad way.

Rewatched Evil Dead Rise tonight in anticipation. GIVE IT TO ME NOW PLZZZZZ🥹🫠😍😮‍💨

I swear it started in lockdown 2020. The timeline isn’t tracking.

He was probably just grateful for time away from Camille.

😂

Well I’m reading this issue and if there is no sucking or draining of Alex summers I’ll be greatly dissatisfied

Happy birthday Phil!!!!

How have I missed two seasons of this show?!? The binge begins.

This thread has inspired tonight’s reading list, so thank you ❤️

It’s so nice. I’ve only just started finding them in my beard this year so I’ll join ya over there real soon.

What a reasonable metaphor.

But the clean girls love greige!

I’m actually less worried about it than I thought I’d be. I really like that 37 is a prime number, ha. Something about that makes it seem okay. We got this!

Well if YOURE here too I guess it’s okay 😜

LIES. You’re perfect🥹😝

What a violent thing to say to me just now 🫢

…SOMEONE…*me*…is going to be 37 years old this week🙂🤮🫠

Ohhhh I want a link!

Clarity or hyperfixation, ha.

It’s so good!

Oh I’m def creeped out alone in my bed rn. That damn reversed song is in my head so I’m watching housewives to drown it out

The constant building tension was really fun but it did NOTHING with it. I wouldn’t even compare it to being edged. It was just frustrating.

Turns out it was two sweets. Reese’s cup bar and peanut m&ms

Poster image for the 2026 film Undertone

So Undertone was a bit disappointing, wasn’t it?

Mirror selfie of a man wearing an oversized hoodie

How many sweets can I smuggle into the cinema in this hoodie?

America heading towards 8pm

a close up of a person holding a creature with a very long neck Alt: a close up of a person holding a creature with a very long neck who is frail and dying

Sweating out a long weekend of binge drinking in hot yoga has me feeling…

The way Magneto would not be here for tr*mps bullshit.

It’s nice when those pay off haha. I did a similar thing with the new captain Marvel. I have zero expectations, but we’ll see how it goes!

Oh yea, this does look fun damnit. Was an excited to start saving some money with Nova concluding…guess I’ll have to pick this up too