You will always have more options than your urgency thinks you do.

I’m not back, but remember you can reach me (if you know how) and I love you.

Sorry, I forgot about the public internet for a minute

(I’m bitching about nail polish. I know it’s not that serious)

Every time someone releases an autumn collection of exclusively cool tones, I clench my fist. This is the only time of year I can purchase things in colors that are acceptable for me to wear! You could release that purple literally any other time!!!

👯

I love that baby pigeons look like lil nutsacks

Caterpillar waking up halfway through metamorphosis: I'm goo. Shit. Shit. Calm down. Go back to sleep. I'm really straight-up goo right now. Fuck

Stupendous

I am so hungry today lmao pls give me snack recommendations. I am currently thinking about deviled eggs and something fried, but please do not limit yourselves to the savory. This thread welcomes all snack flavor profiles

Genderosity of spirit

Ilusm

me: do you... want a napkin?

west: a towel would do just fine

i remember it like it was yesterday 🥹

Exactly! Jo did end up tenderly handing me a kitchen towel for which I was grateful 🤣

😌 thank you for getting me

One of my treasured memories is absolutely ripping into a rotisserie chicken at @jomakerofways.bsky.social’s kitchen table before they could finish their sentence offering me a plate or utensil.

I’m so glad he’s healing up

Oh PS how’s he doing?

Call that Fool's Cold. Tricks hundreds of thousands of victims every year.

We went to the mall for the air conditioning, but we didn’t account for how hot the car would be to and fro

‘swarm

*Alex Jones voice*

They’re turning the Joannes into Spirit Halloween!

At least Jupiter is next 🙏🏼

We were noticing it yesterday too!

I just think we could see some nice sights!

Wow I wish I was there with you

Lmfao you’re so right

Despite their preposterous name, I enjoy Mando (bourbon leather flavor) and they just came out with an aluminum version for sweat control

idk exactly what you’re looking for tho

So do all who live to see such profections 😔

I wish that it need not have happened in my Saturn profection 🫩