Soaring Gas Prices Forcing More Americans To Drink Less Gas

you know you've been computering for too long when you can recognise what this is

A room for ice cream bar mostly lit by red lights.

this ice cream shop look like it had a past life as karaoke bar

their ice cream is legit though

maps.app.goo.gl/E17Q42zaGnwo...

A white garment with some kind of food stain. Humiliating.

A pair of dirty hands rest on a car engine. Rough, tough, cool.

Here is an easy solution:

Food stains are humiliating, as they suggest you're a little baby who can't feed themselves.

Oil stains, such as those you'd get from working on your car, suggest you're tough, independent, and skilled.

Thus, simply cover your food stains with used motor oil.

The most bad-ass rebuttal from Tite Kubo, the author of Bleach.

I love paying TurboTax a few hundred bucks every year to figure out how much money I owe the government, which the government already knows, but won't tell me because TurboTax pays legislators to keep the government from telling me. 😍

A computer can never be held ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Therefore ⬛ computer ⬛s⬛ ⬛ ⬛ ⬛a⬛⬛ d⬛⬛

My hobby is blackout poetry

Me: Onion rings and a bottle of wine for the table
waiter: white or red?

Me, trying to impress my date: whichever onion the chef prefers

a few days being outside of bay area has motivated / inspired me to channel more time and energy into my hobbies

just finished configuring @heirloomwater.com on atproto! bought that domain a while back and thought it’s an appropriate use for my coffee-related adventures, let’s see if this sticks

lots of advice in software engineering is situational but here is a 100% absolute rule: if you have access to a dependency's source code, you should read it before adding it to your project

me circling the song's title "steam machine" by daft punk and pointing an arrow to valve's new hardware box: steam machine

i still remember learning this in school and finding it absolutely magical. imagine you and a person you’ve never met sit down at a bar, surrounded by mathematicians. you speak random numbers to each other. in a few minutes, you have agreed on the same random number, and no one else knows what it is

🚀 Real User Monitoring from @calibreapp.com has arrived

Session-based Core Web Vitals monitoring. See actual DOM elements dragging your site down. No cookies, no bloat, predictable pricing. Let's go!

calibreapp.com/blog/real-user-monitoring

GAS IS STILL TOO CHEAP

Just go to a place where there’s ample parking and a kids activity in the sun, I guarantee there will be parents sitting in their cars with the AC on the entire hour and a half. I have witnessed this every day since soccer started up again.

Kirby and the Forgotten Land released 4 years ago today on Nintendo Switch! 🥳🎉

sorry @fasterthanli.me

Dr Kareem Carr man: i wish to publish @kareem_carr Jan 21 reviewer 2: your paper is no good man: i'll do anything to improve reviewer 2: it's simple. you must read the work of the great scientist Pagliarini man: *bursts into tears* but i am Pagliarini Andre Pagliarini @apagliar Jan 21 a first: in rejecting an article I submitted to a journal, reviewer 2 noted I failed to engage the work of one Andre Pagliarini Jan 21, 2026 • 3:47 PM UTC

I just thought everyone should see this

can confirm that hotpot meat in curry is pretty OP

kinda like how pasta with more surface area slaps? yea that

It's a brand new year and loads of y'all are looking for work, so here's a thread of tech jobs I've seen in my online wandering that have tech for good (or at least minimally evil) vibes:

The Tokyo metro’s celebrated “don’t rush onto the train poster” modified for the year of the horse. Everyone will still rush onto the train.

The image we’ve all been waiting for. It is now officially 2026 in Tokyo 🎉

chilling is underrated

A digital drawing of one of those drawing tutorials that says 'don't do this, do this.' The drawing is of an almost naked middle-aged man doing a flying kick. The 'Don't do this' one has a bunch of areas circled and a cross under it. The 'Do this' one is exactly the same but without the circles and a tick instead of a cross. The text reads 'Needlessly adding red circles will ruin your art' and a smaller bit of text at the bottom reads 'Bonus tip! Add a tick under all your art so people think you did it right.'

#3157 A helpful tutorial

i used to think the lyric was ‘i wanna rock and roll all night / and part of every day’ and i remember thinking, honestly that sounds reasonable

打首獄門同好会 (Uchikubi Gokumon Doukoukai) - I don' t wanna get out of futon YouTube video by 打首獄門同好会

Please rise for the winter national anthem youtu.be/Yv6shy_9KVM?...

seeing tailscale ad in sf is quite refreshing in the midst of… ai-related ads from obviously-not-ai-company

closing all my tickets as wontfix because the software is provided as-is

really like the bit of my work where I get to actually go and look at what's inside Big Important Software Projects that everyone's been taught to believe are inscrutable arcane magic and go "see, it's just programming, you can figure it out"

Call me AWS because I’m slow and having lots of issues this morning