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Posts by Banannie

I wonder when my family will notice that the giant lump under the rug is actually my entire body?

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Whenever I talk, my front tooth vibrates.

It’s fucking annoying.

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Oh, I’m late but I’ve come prepared with my own sandwich.

It’s sandwich:45

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I’m not going to think about all the weird things I said at the party.

I’m not going to think about all the weird things I said at the party.

I’m not going to think about all the weird things I said at the party.

I’m not going to think about all the weird things I said at the party.

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I know I complain a lot, but I live a pretty wonderful life.

After 5 years of loss after loss, it feels like I’m finally getting ahead in life.
It doesn’t look like what I had imagined it would. And I’m so very happy for that.

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It’s back to multiple medical appts a month for me.

I was doing so well.

Or maybe I was avoiding it all so well.

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Yes! I’m all caught up.

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I think all of our end goal is Sophia.

I’m more of a Rose, myself.

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Ahahaha, I’m so glad Willow ends up a baddy.

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Eh, I don’t know. 28 seems to be the universal quarter-life crisis age. I felt pretty dumb still at 28.

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Jesse was all, there’s a list of episodes we need to watch first, and that’s a total of 4 hours that I probably won’t sit through a second time.

Do I need to sit through it or can we just jump back in?

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Using your age as an excuse only works if you’re under 30 years old.

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I thought I’d miss the rain but nope.

Okay, I miss it in the middle of summer.

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I can’t show up if you don’t invite me.

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Off to the blood depot I go.

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The Misadventures of Having Fucked Up Teeth.

- my new book title.

You want royalties, yeah?

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I wish.

I got a permanent retainer instead 🙄 It’s a metal chain glued down to the back of my lower front teeth.

Tell me that’s bad ass. (It’s totally not 😭)

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Somehow, I have MORE metal in my mouth now.

Glued in place for the next decade.

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Oh, I’m being told it’s a very light grey 🙄

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No.

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Was today the day I had my braces taken off?

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Oh that’s so sad!

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AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

I’m okay, it’s okay. That was terrifying, but it’s fine!

Fog. Can’t see shit. AAAAAHHHH.

Oh, rain! Hello rain, it’s been awhile. Hydroplanes all the way to my appointment.

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My day so far:

I’m going on an adventure!

The roads are so clear, the sun is shining! The snow is so pretty!

Wow, that’s a giant pothole.

Okay. That’s a bit of snow.

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Pantone’s colour of the year is slightly less than bright white and people are already losing their minds.

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Whole new one.
The broken one was 28 years old and busted its motherboard and gas valve. The funny thing is, I had it serviced by the same company that swore it would last a few more years. It worked right up until they serviced it. Ha. They didn’t charge me for that service call.

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I’m so used to not meeting my own goals. Ha. They’re just suggestions at this point.

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This is brutal news for 350 families here. The company blames “fibre shortage” and while everyone and their dog will have a response to this, most will avoid the uncomfortable truth that logging companies here have cut too much, too fast, for too long, in too many places.
#bcpoli

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Yay… I’m so tired.

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Crackers and Bella 😢 Our fur babies never live long enough.
Charles is already missed so much.

The tears eventually stop, but keep the Kleenex handy.

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