Beloved paperclip and friend, Clippy
"It looks like you're making a Powerpoint presentation but every cell in your body has been replaced since the last one I made", the sweet words I long to hear from our sentient paperclip friend
STILL TIRED - SLEEP 5 HOUR'S - SLEEP 8 HOUR'S - SLEEP 11 HOUR'S - ECT ECT ECT "FUCK THIS DOSENT MATTER STILL TIRED" - A SKELITON WHO DOESNT NEED A SOLUTION TO THIS, THERE JUST BEMOANING THAT THEIRS NOT ENOUGH ENERGY IN DA HUMAN BODY TO SATISFY THE NEED'S OF DA WORLD IN 2025 , DA BEST WAY TO GET ENERGY IS A GOOD NIGHT SLEEP BUT EVEN IF YA CATCH UP YOUR ALWAYS BEHIND ,WHO CAN EVEN SLEEP AS MUCH AS YOU NEED TO, AND EXERXISE AS MUCH AS YOU NEED TOO, AND EAT DA SHIT YOUR SUPPOSE TO ,STARTING TO THINK THAT THE PERFECT LIFE ALWAYS BEING OUT OF REACH IS BY DESIGN , A SOCIETY SET UP SO ONLY THE PEOPLE AT THE TOP OF THE MONEY PILE GOT ENOUGH TIME TO DO EVERY THING RIGHT AND WHEN EVER YOU HEAR FROM ONE OF THOSE FUCKERS THEIR CLEARLY NOT HAPPY EITHER, SO WHAT DA FUCK , ,,,, WHAT DA FUCK - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Star Trek Voyager scene. Picture one is Chakotay in uniform on ship, having a nice sip of coffee. Probably a Sunday morning, just getting his day started like a champ. Picture two is similar picture only now his whole body is illuminated like it's under an x-ray machine where you can see the inside parts like Bill Nye the Science Guy's body suite. Pic three is him in a state of shock, as if the coffee tasted really bad or was too hot or maybe he ordered a light roast but it's super heavy and acidic and whatever. He's just let go of the cup mid air. Closed caption reads: (gasping)
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That seller’s other items are certainly an entertaining combination!
Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're on an away mission on a rocky planet, we'll call it Rocklus IV. There's a blue sky and some smoke or blizzardy wind in the background. Sulu and 3 other crew folks are huddled behind a boulder, which is the main geological feature of Rocklus IV, of course. Anyways, they're huddled with blankets up over thier head like a nativity scene. Closed caption reads, "That coffee's taking too long."
Zoomed out we see a small, lone shuttlecraft flying through a cloudy sky. Closed caption reads, "(screaming)"
Spock, like all of us, stares at his computer.
A SKELOTAN WHOSE A SCORPION WHICH IS DA SIMBOL OF SCORPIO IN DA CLASSIC ZODIAC , AND DA TEXT SAYS "SCORPIO SEASON IS HERE CANCEL PLANS IGNORE TEXTS AND I DO IT YEAR ROUND MOTHER FUCKER " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN ,FUCK CO-STAR, I DO NOT FUCK WITH COSTAR , "ALL COSTAR APPS BASTERDS" ACAB - DASHRAE.ZONE ADMIN
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A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #631,850, Henry Shawcross @shawcross.org, joined on Aug 19, 2023"
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #631,850!
A drawing in a sketchbook of a kawaii-style, chubby Godzilla with his head tilted back and flames bursting from his open mouth. The flames are colored blue, pink & white like the trans flag. He has there spikes, each either blue, pink, or white. Around the drawing is various sketches of cute Godzilla done with pink pencil.
Godzilla says trans rights 🔥🏳️⚧️
[ #cuteart #godzilla #trans ]
Spock is pictured in a white robe, standing surrounded by the TOS crew, but this is from the movie The Search for Spock. Sulu is touching Spock's chest and smiling. Uhura, Chekov, Scotty, Bones, and Kirk are also surrounding Spock, all looking very happy. Spock is staring say Kirk, for obvious reasons.
He is risen
how does the ass come off when you lmao
A small illustration of Egg the Trans Raccoon, a pink, white & blue raccoon who has a tail striped like the trans flag. They’re standing with a simple, smiling face & angry eyebrows, their little arms at their sides. Arcing over & under them it says, in white text on the blue background: “transition goals: just a lil’ guy.”
Egg the Trans Raccoon, a pink, blue & white raccoon with a trans-flag-striped tail, sits and holds a sign that says “there is no wrong way to be trans.” There’s a heart with the trans flag on it on the sign too. Egg is smiling and pointing at the sign.
TOS scene. We're looking at a white door with a small square window. Spock is standing on the other side of the door from us looking in creepily. He's wearing a black jacket/tie and white shirt. His face is v close to the glass.
An illustration of Egg the Trans Raccoon (a pink, blue & white raccoon with a trans flag striped tail) waving a magic wand. A wave of magic is coming out of the wand, striped like the trans flag, with small sparkles around it. In the wave it says “HRT is magic,” surrounded by small HRT-themed doodles: estrogen pills, a bottle & needle of testosterone, a bandage.
A SKELATON FROM 100000 YEAR'S AGO WISHEN THEY WERENET ALWAYS FUCKEN EVERY THING UP, AND THERE SAYIN "FORGOT TO WASH MY SHROUD,EVERYONE LOOKIN AT ME,WISH I WAS AT HOME,DONT KNOW THE SONE THERE TOOTIN" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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A SKELTON FLOATEN IN THERE OWN INTERNAL SPACE THINKEN ABOUT HOW DA COMPUTER USED TO BE A SECRET PLACE WHERE YOU ONLEY HAD FUN , NO STRESS NO JOBS NO COPS NO BOSSES NO HATERS JUST CLICKEN AROUND ON WEB SITES AND DOWNLOADEN SOME WAREZ AND PORNO'S, TRY TO GET THE GUY FROM QWOP TO MOVE ,WATCH SOME FLASH ANIMATION'S GO TOO STUMBLE APON,SCREAMEN MODEM TRYEN TO REACH THRU DA UNIVERSE TO IMPROVE YOUR LIFE ,NOW EVERY TIME YOUR SHIT BUZZES ITS BAD NEWS OR SOME ONE CRAWLEN UP YOUR ASS ,PUT ME INSIDE OFF AN OLD COMPUTER ITS WHERE I BELONG ,BERRY MY ASS IN A COMODORE 64 OR IBM, PLAY THE BAD ASS SONG FROM DOOM AT MY FUNGERAL, AND DA TEXT SAYS "I WANT TOO GO BACK TOO WHEN COMPUTER'S WHERE FUN" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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2 SCORPON SKELETANS CHILLEN OUT AND TRYEN TO FIGURE OUT WHAT PART'S OF THE STROLOGY IS REAL !!! HELL IF I KNOW BUT SOME OF IT SEEMS LIKE ME SO ITS FUN TO THINK ABOUT , AND LOL IF YOU THINK PARTICALS ARE REAL, IF YOU SHOOT A LECTRON AT A SLIT IN A PEICE OF GOLD THEN IT SPLITS UP SO HOW IS THT ANY MORE REAL THAN THE STROLOGY???? SCIENTITS DONT EVEN KNOW WHY DA PLANCK LENGTH EXIST'S AND THEY DONT KNOW WHAT DA FUCK GRAVETY IS SO THERE TRYING THERE HARDEST BUT IF IM ON DA ZODIAC THEN SO BE IT!!!! NOTHING MAKE'S SENSE IN THIS HORIBLE WORLD SO IM GONGA ENJOY MY TAROTT AND STROLOGY , AND DA TEXT SAYS "ITS ALMOST SCORPO SEAZON , CANCEL PLAN'S, LONGELY BUT IGNORE TEXT'S , SAD BUT DONT ASK ME IF IM SAD - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Special bathtub relationship 💔
