The two genders are Patrick Bateman and The Joker

Lovely work!!!

This is gorgeous!

When the transgender lesbian marriage WOULD fix both of them

Malcolm X park at twilight

‘Sometimes Things Have To Get Worse Before They Get Better,’ Says Man Who Accidentally Turned Shower Knob Wrong Way

‘Sometimes Things Have To Get Worse Before They Get Better,’ Says Man Who Accidentally Turned Shower Knob Wrong Way theonion.com/sometimes-things-have-to...

LET ME CRUST IN PEACE

Fucked up you can get embalmed but not mummified in this stupid country

I fuckinng love when it’s autism awareness month and they let autistic kids do the train announcements fuck yeah!!!!!

How is my 89 year old nana—the most uptight woman I’ve ever met—more woke about trans ppl than like 70% of America. It’s like losing chess to a dog.

I hate terfs for a lot of reasons but one of them is that they often frame womanhood as inherent suffering which is so sad and far from my experience of womanhood. Like damn you live like this?

Bluesky is lame as fuck but at least I don’t see an avalanche of eating disorder content on this app

Weird Kid Shines During Dissection Project

Weird Kid Shines During Dissection Project theonion.com/weird-kid-shines-during-...

So apt my wife is named Rain bec she really does nourish and renew me

"call me taxpayer dollars the way i make her rocket launch" - wife

I don’t hate men. I think a lot of men r cool and nifty. I just think that even more men have never thought bout their gender/place in the world for more than 5 seconds and that’s sooooooo lame.

A grey sweater partially knit with a round yoke featuring pink cats seated upright around the yoke.

Haven’t posted my cat sweater WIP! Loving how the cats came out. 🧶

Getting paid on the first of the month so I can immediately slam dunk my paycheck into my landlord’s pocket

Met a fat little black poodle mix named Mochi this morning!!!!

Like also the stupid sheet of paper literally scans, you can calm down Mr. Bouncer.

I love going to the bar with my temporary DC id and my voided NYS id and they pore over it like yeah dude I faked two documents to sneak into your bar give me a break

Get got, idiot, ur cherished and I’m going to point it out. What are you going to do about it?

Committing psychological warfare against my most repressed friends by telling them “I love you” to their face even if it makes them uncomfy

Image of dook

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I do see so many beautiful dogs!

I love telling people they have beautiful dogs when I’m on a walk.

There are two dog walkers that walk together with like 5 dogs each in my neighborhood. I see them periodically and am always delighted. Harbingers of good fortune.

My wife is a computer scientist so to me “girl math” means math so complex there aren’t numbers anymore

Need a tshirt for parties that says “IM NOT THAT DRUNK IM JUST NARCOLEPTIC”

Old people love telling me stories I hear so many wild things because I just have One Of Those Faces™️