This Is Just To Say
I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update
and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize
Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying
wout van aert wins roubaix sihfhdshfdsf
I LOVE THIS BEAUTIFUL SPORT WOUT VAN AERT
less than 90 minutes of paris-roubaix femmes coverage is absolutely ridiculous and exactly why i’ve always been against this “one-day paris-roubaix!” from the start btw. coverage from 50km to go! for a monument in big 2026!
i knew this would only end up impacting the women negatively.
No Market Garden Salad?
To all who celebrate
A statue of a sphinx in a winter landscape.
The side of the sphinx, which reads AMERICAN UNION PRESERVED AFRICAN SLAVERY DESTROYED BY THE UPRISING OF A GREAT PEOPLE BY THE BLOOD OF FALLEN HEROES
happy Appomattox Day to those who celebrate
AMERICAN UNION PRESERVED
AFRICAN SLAVERY DESTROYED
BY THE UPRISING OF A GREAT PEOPLE
BY THE BLOOD OF FALLEN HEROES
"i could probably pilot a ship through the straight of hormuz" -next big thing 80% of men secretly believe about themselves
Artemis 2 reaches 252,000 miles from Earth, the second-farthest any man-made object has ever gone, just short of the baseball Albert Pujols hit off Brad Lidge in 2005.
Don’t give me hope
But shall this crazed old man be tamely suffered to drag a whole ship’s company down to doom with him?
Akin to “attorneys general” being the correct plural form of a state’s highest law enforcement role, I argue we should refer to the actor who plays many Weyouns et al as “Jeffreys Combs.”
[Chappell Roan voice]
C-A-L-V-I-N-O
Love to read Italo Calvino
After 17 years of microblogging I just made my first bot. It posts a name from the Car Talk credits every 12 hours.
Tweet from JK Rowling: Today's ruling by the IOC means a welcome return to fair sport for women and girls, but I'll never forget the scandal of Paris 2024, when people who consider themselves supremely virtuous and progressive publicly cheered on men punching women.
Been thinking about it since I saw JK Rowling posted this yesterday about the IOC's new policy, calling Imane Khelif a man.
Imane Khelif was born female. She was raised as a girl. Her original birth certificate says female. She's always been a woman.
But sure. "Men punching women."
don't forget to leave a hot dog out on the counter tonight, or baseball won't leave you any presents
the drone show US Flag smoke after a few seconds. It looks like the shirt Marge made with her face on it and got for a discount in the Homer Loves Mindy episode, except with a flag instead of a face.
yeah, that's kinda how i feel about the country right now, good job
Onion headline from 1998 reads "on-line gambling too depressing to even think about"
@theonion.com tried to warn us 28 years ago, people!
93% of Ram Tungsten Crew Cab owners don't know what the Strait of Hormuz is.
If you bought a $95,000 pickup that gets 12 mpg and now costs $198 to fill up if you live in LA, is the core problem really that US foreign policy is idiotic?
The strait of Hormuz is open for transit
the switchin o’ the samples
Collabing with Mark Zuckerberg and Meta on a new wearable tech which will make everyone want to attack the person wearing it. No spoilers but think Zubaz
"I'm caffeinated. I'm beaned up right now"
Vinnie Pasquantino
Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now
don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free
I agree! I know it’s more aero or whatever but I hate my shorts going to my knees. I wanna show off my thighs! Sadly I have no recommendations though. Just need to wait for fashions to change.
Thanks to your original skeet I watched it for the first, and then second, time this month. What a fucking masterpiece.
You ever stop and think about CASABLANCA? You ever stop and think about "Welcome back to the fight, this time, I know our side will win?" You ever think about a bar full of people defiantly singing La Marseillaise, played by a soundstage full of Jewish refugees? You ever think about CASABLANCA??????
