Happy birthday Jonny!

Hell yes

Match Report: Wolfsburg (H) The more things change, the more they stay the same

Featuring the loudest 'Fußballgöttin' imaginable, a media circus, two beautiful goals at the wrong end, and the greatest jacket ever seen on a toddler.

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A German motorway sign with signs for Berlin Leipzig Erfurt and Lederhose

Spotted on a recent road trip!

If they weren't made in the Thüringen town of Lederhose, they're technically not Lederhosen.

They should instead be called Sparkling Trousers.

I'm glad someone enjoyed that day at least 😂

Thanks, I think we're all looking forward to a big roar for MLE, hoping it starts with a win today!

Tell the team to imagine they're playing Union, it'll guarantee a win!

Spieeeltag!! Just a bit excited for this one 😀

A scraggy looking monstera in a red pot in a plastic sleeve. It's all wonky and had a really hilarious amount of fungus gnats

The same monstera today, now roughly the size, in my mind at least, of a fucking shipping container, and looking all glossy.

Repotting this big unit today.

Monty's grown just a bit!

20% chance I get overpowered and end up in the pot.

A large lone tree in a field with a mountain backdrop

A green field with distant mountains and trees

A green field with distant snow capped mountains

A bird of prey above a mountain

Tempted to hide up here permanently to be honest

Thankyou! Can confirm baby sleeps well on hiking paths

Welcome back!

A pram on a gravel path with a mountain backdrop

The latest must-have hiking accessory

A view of a mountain and houses. All covered in snow

The same view 4 days later, with all but a few patches of snow gone and replaced by greenery

5 days apart ❄️🌱

A snowy view from on a hill over trees and a snowy valley

A ruined castle with snow and bare trees around

A mountain partially obscured by light cloud, in an otherwise blue sky

The same mountain, slightly different angle

Lunchtime mini-hike

My 3 major places to live have been Berlin, London and Bangkok so yes any hill whatsoever is a rare and exciting treat

Quickly realising I'm an absolute sucker for any kind of mountain view

The worst kind of snow, but at least you probably won't have to get the snow shovel out again!

We didn't bring appropriate clothing for this but honestly I'm delighted by it

It's a mountain village and it's still absolutely covered in snow

We've arrived in the Allgäu just in time for...spring?

It's the darts in Berlin

Me at 19.30: Let's! Play! Darts!

Me by 22.00: Det's! Lay! Plarts!

The distracted boyfriend meme except I've pasted a poster for a model train exhibition over the girl he's distracted by's face

Signs you're approaching 40

A gurning Jason Tindall next to a headline 'Jason Tindall - the most misunderstood man in football?'

By Jason Tindall

A good point, the baked goods are normally gold standard!

If you get the fresh ones it's probably lukewarm, the best kind of warm.

It's exactly what it says in the post, except the picture has lots of them. Lots. Of. Them. It's amazing they haven't sold out.

German food gets a bad rap, but where else can you enjoy a meat puck verfeinert with a dribble of congealed curry sauce, ensconced in a delicate pastry lattice?

I thought I did know what that means, but I was so pitifully unprepared for the second picture.

The Müggelsee Lake in Berlin, which is still frozen a few metres from the shore

Out here in a t-shirt and sunglasses in 17°C sunshine, looking at the Müggelsee which is still largely frozen!

Red streaky clouds at sunset with a foreground of bare trees

Spring is in the air, first one of these of the year!

Fairly used to Pickford pulling off mind-boggling saves by now, but this is just ridiculous and magnificent.

A blue morning sky with fields and a path stretching into the horizon

Oh hi sunshine!