Yeah, I'm gonna need a minute.

Their shirts are nice. I try to look for the sales.

Just need to say that men's shorts with less than 8" inseam are more comfortable and always look better.

There's quite a few National Forests on the East coast that are much closer to DC than Utah.

This thread. 🔥

I’ve heard an Usha Vance video is next, where she assures us she was *absolutely not* introduced to JD Vance by a Raymour & Flanagan sectional.

Remember kids….

America’s first sin is racism

Its second is documentation

Best way to start your day.

I know this and you know this and we all know this but sometimes you gotta say the obvious thing out loud (so to speak) just so you don’t feel alone or crazy: our president is a deeply unwell and utterly vile man who shouldn’t be in charge of driving a golf cart much less the free world.

I don’t run valueless thoughtless allegiance

The work of healthy democracy is knowing when to say no

Honestly, after that Trump post, I’m begging @nytimes.com, @apnews.com, @reuters.com, @washingtonpost.com, @npr.org and all of the other newspapers and media outlets to take this seriously. This is not normal and we need to stop pretending. This is a crisis.

I would watch that.

I mean, like in real hospitals, all the nurses are hanging back not getting the credit they deserve.

I had forgotten the excitement of a launch. The wonder is still there.

Watching Artemis coverage with my kids, and I'm just beside myself. We can still do amazing things in America.

So exciting, but I held my breath the whole time!

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Would

Hey, listen, Hollywood -- wacky idea, but maybe just maybe the key here is to make cool original stories because they sure seem to do well. If only there was an entire REALM of cool books by very cool authors you could use as the bedrock of those original stories. If only. *stares* *stares harder*

I said this privately to friends but I like it well enough to thread it here: Palm Sunday is Jesus anticipating 2000 years of narrative theory and observing that any story can be both comic and tragic, any moment within any story can contain ambiguities too complex to allow for resolution,

part of the BLACK RIVER ORCHARD cover by Chuck Wendig, features the sketch of an apple in black, with a red skull superimposed over it, and crucially, the words NATIONAL BESTSELLER, crucial because isn't that nice, I think it's nice, and honestly we should toot our own horns sometimes, so here I am, toot toot, get on board, apple snack gang, it's evil apple o'clock

I do not know why my suburban folk-horror evil apple cult book BLACK RIVER ORCHARD is on sale across the e-book mongers for a mere dollar ninety-nine, but hey, if you want it, there it be. At the very least you'll accompany me on my WEIRD AMERICAN APPLE JOURNEY.

Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte. Googly eyes have been added to the cover artwork

Reader, I googlied him

I'm not sure they understand the roles of the separate branches of government.

Mytsa. I had a 6:15 flight this morning and it showed 30 minutes. It was actually about an hour and 20.

The TSA app was very inaccurate this morning in Philly.

I did some searching, but I think I probably saw something along the lines of Iran wanting to keep the subjects separated in negotiations and read into that they were willing to have those talks. Looks like this one is my bad.

Right after I posted I started trying to remember where I read it. I know it was just before the war started and it was somewhat of a side comment. If I can find it I'll post it, but you may be correct.

I believe Iran had agreed to negotiate on missiles separately, after the first negotiations were complete.

River Raid