a photo of pinwheel-eyed fbi director kash patel

kash patel always looks like he just found out kash patel is head of the fbi

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The time William Holden almost killed Warren Oates while filming the train heist in The Wild Bunch*

*Excerpt from W.K. Stratton's excellent book on the making of The Wild Bunch

Hegseth saying “The Pharisee Press” should be a fully mask off moment. He is saying “The Jewish Press”. But Christians of all political stripes are so devoted to using Pharisees as a rhetorical prop that liberal Christians regularly insist it’s totally fine, no matter how many Jews try to explain.

His pulling punches and slamming Biden at the end checked me out. Profile is cowardness

no. they stay in office because they gain power. more power than junior members so constituents would be crazy to vote them out. we need term limits

no. bad men in politics is the problem. Scott is nothing but in it for himself. We need to stop hiring millionaire losers and hire people that love America

right it gives him a chance to think of something. We equated a guy who bullshits with a smart person. When you hear look it’s gonna be some smelly shit. He has failed at all his jobs as VP. He wears too much makeup. He’s a dumb c*** that everyone hates

I beat he begins every sentence smiling and scrunching up his eyeliner and saying, “Look…” then goes on to explain something that’s total bullshit. He is so punchable but bo more so when he talks down to people when he opens his lying lips

we accept this loser if it helps Ds

@thebulwark.com

yet all were are talking about is his jesus ai slop and his twitter fight with the pope

a statue of a man with a beard is looking at the camera with a very scary face . ALT: a statue of a man with a beard is looking at the camera with a very scary face .

next week

this is to distract from Hungary and the war. which were distractions from Epstein. Release the files

that was embarrassing

Zaxby’s. Everything is too expensive. I really wanted Jerk Chicken. Anyway going to start a movie at 7pm and I hope I can finish it. Bird With the Crystal Plumage if anyone wants to join

he said nothing then said the whole country is a cancer. What an asshole

he heard the term Nation building today

no prob. Just my overall thoughts on the discussion. I do like that the two of you don’t agree all the time

Anyway, I'm leaning towards this movie being yes great. It stuck with me for 2 days now which is IMPRESSIVE.

Which makes the death even more senseless.

And the best part of the get-away-driver killing is that the audience is as outraged as Hoffman that he took off. But damn if Gary Busey doesn't explain himself clearly. He waited 5 minutes with the alarm going off... minutes longer than planned. He convinced me he was right. But not Hoffman

the only woman trying to protect her man. Russell and HDS' women are fine with them being bad I suspect. Maybe they don't want them to commit crimes but they're not stock characters forcing the men to choose.

But to push back on a few comments. None of the woman are trying to reform their ex-con boyfriends. Stanton's girlfriend is more of a groupie that loves cons, and even delights that Hoffman visits. If she was trying to change Stanton, she'd be more like Kathie Bates -

First thanks for this! I've avoided this one for years because I thought it'd be a slog watching a man trying to be good after serving time. Instead, he gives up and becomes a maniac 1/2 way through which is what I'm here for

yes but also lies and stupid as shit.

omg darth. It has been so bad. Just wait until the world cup and ice arresting players and fans and then they can’t leave because gas prices are so high and tsa lines are a mile long.

and if Elon can’t do it he needs to pay his contract money back.

housing is more expensive now, but also a lot safer. this kind of home was considered cream of the crop in the 1980s

American journalists in 2036