One of the best Columbo episodes from the original series...Pleasence played the obsessive, compulsive vintner to perfection.

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Of course, if they weren’t such self-important little cretins, we might not love them as much as we do.

Obama’s motivation: Hey, the Universe is a big place; maybe there are other civilizations out there!

Trump’s motivation: Anything, ANYTHING to get people to stop talking about the Epstein files!

When I was a teenager, I spent more than a few Tuesday nights at the Majestic Metro Theater in H-Town watching Pam Grier kick ass (and shed some clothing😍)

I'm old enough to vote by mail-in ballot, so I do. I dare some "political leader" mofo to walk into my house and "interfere" with me.

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Uh-huh...sure. I can't even get DoorDash to stop delivering my order to the house next door.

Republicans have a knack for putting the dumbest people on display to argue a point.

Post a picture of yourself as a doctor

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Guess JD just doesn’t have, in the words of Junior Soprano, “the makings of a varsity athlete”

Watching William Shatner on CNN…Good Lord, what is he TALKING ABOUT?

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"it's not a lie...if you believe it"
-George Costanza

"Supreme Court Justice Kamala Harris" sounds better...++

JD is the co-worker who you deliberately don't invite to your wedding, but shows up anyway*

*actually happened

I have a feeling "Old Marge" would be very upset with "New Marge" right now.

The two major-leaguers I tried to model the style of my baseball-playing youth after (with mediocre results, sadly) were Pete Rose and Davey Lopes…RIP.

I’ll check to see if there’s anything on Netflix I might want to watch today and tomorrow…then I’ll cancel.

Great poster by MAD Magazine legend Jack Davis.

We already have mechanisms in place to remove a crooked/incompetent/mentally-ill President from office:

1) Voting intelligently
2) Impeachment and conviction
3) the 25th Amendment

When we don’t have the smarts to do #1, or elect representatives with the guts to do #2 or #3…this is what we get.

Kegsbreath’s demise should be something to welcome, except that his replacement will likely be just as incompetent, if not worse…Trump 2.0 is a revolving door of nincompoops, after all.

Can’t say I’ve been a particular fan of Springsteen’s music, but I’ve admired the person.

Now I’m a fan.

Things I’ve never watched:

Duck Dynasty
Hercules: The Legendary Journeys
OANN
No, I WIN!

The “others” being Jimmy Dean, Peter Frampton and “girl rat” Shirley Bassey

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When I was a kid watching “Gilligan’s Island”, I wondered if Mary Ann’s pie was any good…

Oops…

“Really, I’m just too perfect for this world” -The Orange Menace

This is precisely what I point out to folks I know, when they say they “don’t vote because it doesn’t matter”

"Stray Cat Strut"
"Honky Cat"
"What's New, Pussycat?"
"Copycat"
"Year of the Cat"
"Cat's in the Cradle"
"Kitty Kat"

Old…I was 14 when Apollo 17 landed on the moon in in 1972.

That dog knows some things…like what happened to Cricket…

Gowns supplied by The House of Huckabee, no doubt

“…she sobbed, as she held the hand of her sidepiece tightly…”