they're building a new mcdonalds in my town and today i drove past to see an unfinished building but the branding was already on it, which really tickled me

comedy is illegal here, s the issue 😔

i... what? since when were corpo's funny again?

I've been having a lot of medical troubles this past month so I'm putting all my games and soundtracks on sale this week to try to make up for the unexpected expenses

store.steampowered.com/curator/4561...

I appreciate any support during this tough time, and I hope you enjoy the games, thanks

A digital sketch page featuring Pompompurin in a variety of poses and outfits. Artwork by ToniPoniRoni 2026.

Pompompurin birthday time!! A tiny bit late but have some doodles inspired by some of my favorite images of him ( ´͈ ᵕ `͈ )

#ポムポムプリン #pompompurin

now THIS makes it look like a freshly made hamburger!!!

A black-and-white cat eating a small treat from a person’s hand

A black-and-white cat eating a small treat from a person’s hand

It’s Uni’s treat time

was wondering why i was so tired this week and forgot i did a con weekend last week

this does not bode well for the FOUR day con coming up in may lmao aaaa

i’m always sayin this

would come back to the game just to get this little guy to see it haul my Roe across the world

glad to hear you're enjoying something i did ☺️

A mannequin is dismantled ‘neath a sign reading “looks we love” near the entrance of a Macy’s

Looks we love

a pomeranian dog is holding a cat in its arms . Alt: a pomeranian dog is holding a hamster in its arms .

happy bday to my lil guy 💛💛💛

Artists! Repost your art! ✨

Today’s prompt is ‘soft’ 🐻

#repostyourart #watercolour

seeing moon child become a thing like this is awesome because i've been hoi pilled for years. shoutout hoi

shoutout to my one fan on this website

yeah sure

drunk

today is not a very nice day

why are new/small yters suddenly into cussing out their viewers in the first 5 minutes of their vid? i've had a few videos have a line like "you think i'm doing X in this video huh? NO you dipshit/asshole/moron [...]" and it feels as if they want to be familiar but i don't know you, so goodbye!

A drawing of a little crying dragon looking up at the rain. The caption reads, "having a hard time does not make you a failure"

🌧️

Exactly 💯

Steamed Hams full transcript Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. - Yeah. Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour. Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams. Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers. I thought we were having steamed clams. D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes. It's a regional dialect. - Uh-huh. Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York. Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams. " Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression. I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe. - For steamed hams. - Yes. Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second. - Of course. Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis. - Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes. - May I see it? No. Seymour. ! The house is on fire. ! No, Mother. It's just the northern lights. Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.

Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!

Thank you everyone for helping out and sharing, i'm not gonna sit in the dark end of the month 💛

(sorry for the blubbery negative posts last night)

it's moon child
wooooh oh oh
you have the power
to be his friend

go see a doctor old man

but at least mrs besos is "unapologetically happy" hahaha fuck capitalism so fucking hard