A golden retriever has both paws up at a bank teller’s window.
“Are you the branch manager?”
“Yes I am, how can I help you?”
“I would like two branches, please.”
“How would you like that?”
“Two big sticks, four little sticks.”
She is awful and should be fired but man that is three women out of the Cabinet and not a single guy
I'm not joking when I say mRNA technology is more important than "AI" and it's a tragedy we're throwing billions into one while our government is aggressively defunding the other.
Absolutely incredible.
NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone.
Watch with sound on.
Those of us doing research related to women’s health have been hit particularly hard by the govt’s sabotage of the NIH. I spoke to WaPo for this piece, as painful as it was to discuss the reality my lab is facing. www.washingtonpost.com/science/2026...
lol
an orange and white cat riding in the back of a charging white puppy
𝑨𝒏𝒅 𝑰 𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒌𝒆𝒅, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒃𝒆𝒉𝒐𝒍𝒅 𝒂 𝒑𝒂𝒍𝒆 𝒉𝒐𝒓𝒔𝒆: 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒏𝒂𝒎𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒔𝒂𝒕 𝒐𝒏 𝒉𝒊𝒎 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝑫𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑯𝒆𝒍𝒍 𝒇𝒐𝒍𝒍𝒐𝒘𝒆𝒅 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒉𝒊𝒎.
It’s infuriating when a woman comes forward about a man raping her in his hotel room after drinking and the response is “Why would she go to his room?” “Why would she drink with him?” This is Mike Pence logic. Women should be allowed to hang out with men without expecting they will be raped.
It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for
Because it's a supposedly fun thing?
The white flag, aka the official flag of the Confederacy
Wishing you and yours a very merry Confederate Surrender Day.
I couldn't breathe because I was laughing so hard. That bird's an asshole! 😂😂😂😂😂
Best with volume up.
I AM GOING TO BURN DOWN THE SHED UNLESS WE HAVE PIZZA ROLLS FOR DINNER TONIGHT
[mom sighs, rolls her eyes, writes "pizza rolls" on the grocery list for next week]
I HAVE DECIDED NOT TO BURN DOWN THE SHED
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., attends a news conference in the U.S. Capitol. (Tom Williams/CQ-Roll Call, Inc via Getty Images)
AOC: “This is a threat of genocide & merits removal from office. The President’s mental faculties are collapsing & cannot be trusted.
To every individual in the President’s chain of command: You have a duty to refuse illegal orders. That includes carrying out this threat”
This is in fact the "best" we can hope for at this moment.
A catastrophic past six weeks. 100% unnecessary. 100% one demented man's whim. 100% to the lasting shame of GOP quislings in Cabinet and Congress.
But every option other than letting Trump pretend he has "won" is (even) worse.
Like. Come on. Science is cool, and scientists are cool
Three aura points for the Gucci-twinks touching grass,
Six-Seven for the short kings in their bases of stone,
Nine for the cheugy simps, they are so cooked,
One for the Dank Rizzler on his dank throne
In the Land of Mordor where that shit is sus, yo.
ah, it's easter in dallas
ICE agents came to a military base and grabbed the newlywed wife of a soldier who's about to deploy.
The wife came to the U.S. as a toddler.
She has no criminal record.
None of this is how it used to work.
www.nytimes.com/2026/04/05/u...
Two pictures of the pillsbury dough boy: once is on a purple background with the caption “he is risen! happy Easter!”, and the other is tan and brown, similar to a cracker, on a white background saying “he is not! Happy Passover!”
It’s time to post one of my favorite memes of the year.
why am I reposting this? why?1?
First I got excited, seeing he nearly touched 100. Then I got worried, seeing each pitch on the list slower than the last - is he hurt? Then I realized it was just sorted by velocity, so I'm back to excited. What a roller coaster of emotion!
more like "elk IS the shelf" amirite
Quick reminder that the US Congress can stop this anytime it wants to, and that it is the appropriate remedy for executive lawlessness.
Yeah, yeah. I know.
As always: He believes that the presidency is a prize he's won, not a job he was hired to do.
American religiosity has been in decline for some time, but the way some performatively religious people have accepted Trump will accelerate that decline significantly. It’s a mortal wound to the credibility of American evangelism.
Sir, a second bird is at the feeder
I never knew you could see the aurorae from space, this is wild!
